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Syn ; 31 ; Afab ; She/Her Just your friendly neighborhood Smut Santa~! MDNI! Naughty children that break this rule will be blocked! I check my list twice, you know~ https://ko-fi.com/synamartia

[synamartia]

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❖ Update 03 / 26 / 2026: Holy shit, where did this last year go?! I'm so sorry for my inactivity, life has been doing its thing and being, well... life. But fret not, for I have found a lull and gotten back into writing recently! I'm still hard at work on [ No Strings Attached ] - I've completed the next three chapters (word count averaging about 30k total), and I will be posting them soon, I just want to build up a cache so that it can be updated on a more consistent schedule. As for [ Haunted ], it is still on hiatus, but I've been trying to get back into writing it - it's just not going well jfc I wrote Alastor SO out of character, guys. I may just do a complete overhaul of the series because I keep cringing at every other word in its doc - I'm fighting the urge to delete everything and start fresh "orz To be fair, it was the first thing I wrote in 7 years but that's besides the point. Anyway, that is where we stand at the moment! Chapter three of [ No Strings Attached: Stupid Games ] will be coming shortly, with the others scheduled one week apart! I'm sorry that it's taken so long, but I promise, the wait will be worth it! ❤️😘

❖ Coming Soon: Reading, Tag List, Coven Masterlist

❖ All stories posted here belong to me, [ synamartia ] Do not copy, translate, or repost my work here or on any other website!

[synamartia]

I'm definitely interested in 'Haunted'

Thank you, my dear~! ❤️

Warning: Elements of torture | Canon typical violence

Just trying to nail down that petty, sadistic streak of his ✌️

[synamartia]

i can Not wait for the next bit of “no strings attached”. i just love how you write adam, it’s so so so on point for him.

Ahhh I'm so glad you enjoy it, sweet Anon~! It eases my mind to know others feel like I'm doing him justice, thank youuu 🥹❤️

I keep saying this, and it keeps not happening because life likes to bend me over way too much, but I promise the next few chapters are coming very, very soon! Stay tuned~!

[mydisenchantedeulogy]

WIP Game

Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Tag as many people as you have WIPs. People send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then post a little snippet or tell them something about it. 

Thank you so much, @quinloki , for the tag. 

Without further ado, let's get into it. Underlined titles are stories that have multiple chapters. 

Wicked Moon - A Stranger Things werewolf AU. (Billy Hargrove x OC). 

Blue Jeans - This fic mostly focuses on romantic themes and family drama. The fandom is Stand By Me/The Body. (Ace Merrill x OC).

Where the Tainted Kiss - I'm working on the final chapter of this fic. It's a Far Cry 3 fic. (Vaas Montenegro x OC). 

Nightcall - A scenario I'm playing around with in the Sonic Cinematic Universe. (Ivo Robotnik x OC). 

Sweet Sacrifice - A villain arc fic in the Batman fandom. (Johnathan Crane x OC).

Beware the Wolf - I honestly need to finish this one-shot. It's a One Piece AU. (Loki x GN Reader).

Dark Secret - Another Stand By Me/The Body fic. This is a Lovecraftian-themed AU. (Ace Merrill x OC). 

Chokehold - A Sonic CU short story. The OC is Tom's younger sister who is kidnapped by Robotnik. (Ivo Robotnik x OC). 

Sweet Calamity - This story will be a spin-off of Cyberpunk 2077 featuring an entirely new cast of characters (based on my friends). 

The Highest Cost - A Lost Boys fic featuring a psychic OC. (David x OC). 

In the Deep Woods - This story is centered around Death Note. It's an AU featuring detectives and a cryptid. (Mello x OC). 

Tagging (no pressure, of course): @shions-new-blog-of-stuff @mkdecimation @elizabethcrumb @swamplinglvr @mishwanders @savage-rhi @bonez-drabblez @kyu-honey   @lo1k-diamonds @mishwanders @the-resident-vampire and anyone else who wants to play. 

[synamartia]

Ooooo this sounds fun!

No Strings Attached: Hazbin Hotel | Adam x Afab!Reader | Human AU | NSFW | MDNI

Chapter 3: Stupid Games

Chapter 4: Not So Stupid Prizes

Chapter 5: Wet Dreams

Chapter 6: Clichés (working title)

Chapter 7: Ignite (working title)

Random: Snippets that don't have a proper place on the timeline yet

Kinktober 2024: (fuck I reeeally gotta finish and post these 💀)

Offer Unto Me: Hazbin Hotel | Alastor x Afab!Reader | Human/Priest AU | NSFW | MDNI | Dead Dove (I think?)

Phobic: Hazbin Hotel | RadioApple | NSFW | MDNI | Slight crack

Haunted: Hazbin Hotel | Alastor x Afab!Reader | NSFW | MDNI

No chapters to choose from because the timeline is super fucked up right now, so you may get something that doesn't happen until much, much later in the plot.

The Fall: Hazbin Hotel | Multiple x GN!Reader | Headcanons | SFW

How they fell in love with you. This series is still in the planning stages. I'm not sure who or how many characters will be featured yet!

Definitive Characters: Alastor | Adam | Lucifer | Lute | Velvette

One Shots

All To Myself: Hazbin Hotel | Adam x Afab!Reader | NSFW | MDNI | Body worship

Infestation: Hazbin Hotel | Adam x GN!Reader | NSFW | MDNI | Angst

Lovemaking 101: Hazbin Hotel | Valentino x GN!Reader | NSFW | MDNI | Sub!Valentino (if you squint)

Shots Fired: Hazbin Hotel | Adam x GN!Reader | SFW | Crack

Deal With The Devil: Hazbin Hotel | AdamsApple | NSFW | MDNI | Brat taming (sort of?)

Pray (I'm Not Listening): Hazbin Hotel | Adam x GN!Reader | SFW | Angst | Canon-compliant

Unlovable: Hazbin Hotel | Lucifer x Lilith x GN!Reader | SFW | Angst

For (Your) My Sake: Hazbin Hotel | Alastor x GN!Reader | SFW | Angst

Get That Duck (It's A Goose): Hazbin Hotel | No pairing | SFW | Crack | Hotel Shenanigans (inspired by the chicken bet from the TV series House)

It's On Now: Hazbin Hotel | RadioApple | SFW | Crack

Maesyn Caellumorne: Hazbin Hotel | Original Character

Inspired by my lovely wife Hazel's birthday gift [ The Daily Syn ] It's SO GOOD, you guys! Seriously, if you haven't yet, go read it right NOW! I promise it won't disappoint (she never does~) 😉❤️‍🔥🫠

Tag Fairy has arrived! (No pressure, my loves 💖)

@hazelfoureyes | @minkdelovely | @fraugwinska | @macabr3-barbi3 | @redfoxwritesstuff | @redvexillum | And anyone that wants to join~!

[writingdose]

your inner child is so proud of the writer you’ve become

[synamartia]

@macabr3-barbi3 @fraugwinska @hazelfoureyes @minkdelovely 💖💖💖

[nondelphic]

the concept of "canon" is fake anyway. if you write a fanfic with better emotional arcs than the original you win. i said what i said

[bauliya]

“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

[big-edies-sun-hat]

“If a friend of mine gave a feast, and did not invite me to it, I should not mind a bit. but if a friend of mine had a sorrow and refused to allow me to share it, I should feel it most bitterly. If he shut the doors of the house of mourning against me, I would move back again and again and beg to be admitted so that I might share in what I was entitled to share. If he thought me unworthy, unfit to weep with him, I should feel it as the most poignant humiliation.”

Oscar Wilde

[skeletomez]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[secrettranslittleboy-blog]

Sowwy for the cuss words but I don’t need bad luck right before I move 300 miles to a new place

[just-sleeping-or-killing]

Guys forgive the language, but I don’t want to have to do exercise to break a curse

[slavefoxie-deactivated20190218]

Not even risking not doing this lol

[angieanswers]

nope nope nope nope sorry guys not even risking it

[blue-pixiedust]

Yes madam zeroni

[redvexillum]

𝙷𝙰𝚉𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝚃𝙴𝙻 𝚂𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙾𝙽 𝟸 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝙳𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙵𝙸𝚁𝙼𝙴𝙳 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙾𝙲𝚃𝙾𝙱𝙴𝚁 29. 𝙳𝙾 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙼𝙴𝙰𝙽𝚂?

[synamartia]

[feraligatr]

what the hell are they trying to advertise to me over on instagram

[ladyadrasteia666]

@persephoneblck @redfoxwritesstuff @redvexillum @nyx91

[ibajo256]

[corvusalbus93]

[gravitren]

We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.

[pokemonprofessor]

For the uninformed, vaginismus is when the vagina painfully tightens and spasms when faced with pressure, usually from anything trying to insert into the vagina. It’s the reason I can’t wear tampons, and why many people can’t have vaginal sex without severe pain.

There’s not a lot of treatments, and there isn’t a single one that is for vaginismus exclusively - they’re all medications or treatments to treat symptoms, but not the causes. In fact, for a long time doctors waved off vaginismus as a purely psychological disorder in cis women.

Seriously, this is so unaddressed and uncared for in medical circles. Please spread awareness, even if all it’s for is to let those who have it but don’t have a name for it finally be able to understand what’s happening to their bodies.

[certifiedsexed]

Certified Sex Ed Post!

[mystery-ink]

Hi hello! This post is almost 10 years old and there ARE treatments for this. Vaginismus is otherwise known as pelvic hypertonia and it is a MUSCULAR condition that can be caused by many different factors including endometriosis, trauma, chronic UTIs, and connective tissue disorders.

It’s incredibly common! And it can be treated by physiotherapy.

I know this because I’m currently undergoing physio and although it can take months to recover, I’m already seeing improvement. A lot of the pelvic floor exercises are available online, but if you have these symptoms please TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR and see if you can get a physio referral (or investigation for underlying causes like endometriosis).

Also, my additions to posts never get reblogged so a note to my followers: this is SUPER IMPORTANT ISSUE that affects many people and is rarely talked about. Please reblog, and please share this info with as many people as possible.

Pelvic hypertonia/vaginismus is incredibly debilitating and psychologically damaging but it CAN BE TREATED. Spread the word, and you never know who you’ll be throwing a lifeline to.

[concentfortea]

[wideeyed-wonders]

"If my book is not perfect then-"

Then what? People will actually discuss it? fill your plotholes with fanfiction and headcanons?

People dont care about perfection. perfection is boring. if your story is perfect people will forget about it. its how we are wired. we remember the strange, the weird and all things left open.

Perfection isnt the goal, interesting is

[nixscriptum]

less of a poem, more of a reminder. ( ❀ )

[mxrderscenes]

writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months