Stoolpendous

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I often see modern interpretations of Binghe in tight pants, which makes sense in the sense that he's usually supposed to be interpreted as handsome and suave; but I'm sorry, his bingis is definitely too big. That man was lucky to be born in a xianxia setting where robes are the norm. Imagine LBG going from dressing masc in pdiw to the modern world where he's forced to wear dresses and tunics because even when he can fit into a pair of pants, the bulge is just impossible for others to ignore. Maybe he gets into hammer pants idk.

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HEAR ME OUT!..

LBG in jeans&skirt…

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So cute 🥺 However, when Binghe is "accidentally" upskirted it's revealed, his schlonghe flopping free, that the pants are actually... assless chaps -- for maximum comfort of course, not because wanted anyone to see. You see?

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I often see modern interpretations of Binghe in tight pants, which makes sense in the sense that he's usually supposed to be interpreted as handsome and suave; but I'm sorry, his bingis is definitely too big. That man was lucky to be born in a xianxia setting where robes are the norm. Imagine LBG going from dressing masc in pdiw to the modern world where he's forced to wear dresses and tunics because even when he can fit into a pair of pants, the bulge is just impossible for others to ignore. Maybe he gets into hammer pants idk.

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Yay! Yay yay yay! Yay yay aya yay yay! Yay! Yay yay yay

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So I was just supposed to accidentally learn that the Luo River flanks Mount Hua (yes it's the same character as Qinghua) and connects to the city of Gongyi (Different characters but still)? And by accidentally I do mean opening Wikipedia.

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Recently revised, and simplified, my Kirby gijinkas. However, I assure you that under that coat Dedede is still in thigh high socks.

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Gotten back into this show recently and decided to do a time skip redesign of my own.

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Just read through all 3 comics in three days and now must express my investment. So here are the three gals and their mysterious piss puddle.

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You know what, be both the spider and wasp in your enemies bonnet. That's Queen Sectonia's motto.

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King Dedede gijinka. How does he wear such heavy robes throughout the year?

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Old ass snail man stuck in a dead end job.

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How much magic does this catty egghead use on his hair every morning?

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Fancy spider boy looking for love!

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A very silly idea dump.

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Just a little Bandana Waddle Dee gijinka. They're trying way to hard to look cool.

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Gijinka? You mean turning an orb into a jrpg character right?

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Listen, angel wing Kirby is good both visually and for serving as a parallel to Galacta Knight, but, please consider dandelion wing Kirby.

1) The pale and fluffy appearance can still be seen as a reference to Galacta Knight.

2) In a theoretical gameplay scenario it would be an evolution of Kirby’s float ability. I imagine them allowing for an extended range of movement without being able to reach the speed or mobility of the other puffballs.  

3) Make a wish on him and he is uncontrollably ejected into the atmosphere.

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Just another Meta Knight gijinka. Surprised that no one else I've seen has given him a pompadour, he just has overwhelming pompadour energy to me.