Literally trash

Hello I am a Smol Child who likes hair dye, please be nice to me. Cuddles and kisses and pillow forts. StRangE-Sami 2k16

[tshyn]

every night is fanfic night if you're a whore like me

[mrhealyourgirl]

squeak only when squoken to

[the-trans-dragon]

A girl’s natural habitat is in a bed with many blankets and pillows and it’s inhumane to remove her from her natural habitat

[madejdeactivated]

2017 / 2021

[selavy]

this comment on the NYT’s carbonara recipe that uses bacon, tomato ketchup, and parmesan…….God’s mind

[191195-deactivated20240210]

“when you, Americans, weren’t even in God’s mind. Ciao.”

[theconcealedweapon]

[bimbocracy]

This is a manipulation tactic that men use to make it such a pain in the ass to set a boundary with them that you don’t attempt it again

[femininechrist]

Say “good idea” and keep it pushing

[anxiouschupacabra]

No but really. When anyone does this to me my response is always “well, if you can’t talk to me without talking about X, then yeah, that’s really the only solution.”

When they get defensive about “our friendship/relationship/etc really means so little to you???” Come back with “Ive always thought our relationship was built on more than whether or not I find X funny, but if it isn’t, then we’re not really compatible.”

It sets the boundary while getting across exactly how ridiculous they’re being.

[throwingmenthols-deactivated202]

all debates abt the artistic merits of fanfiction fail to recognize the purpose of fic. you don’t write fic to be published or to learn how to construct a narrative although you can use it to develop style. you write it so that your friends will message you “bestie you’re utterly deranged for this one im eating dirt” 

[insomniac-arrest]

a graph based on my observations

[samayla]

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

[teratomarty]

YES.

[punkrock-bottom]

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post

[postillfastill]

i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[desolationlesbian]

I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit. 

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

[demisatyr]

a worthy rival

[buddyblanc]

[pleasant-canadians-music]

[the-snadger]

[finalgirldean]

This doesn’t surprise me

[girlbossblackbeard]

the fact that the dude's last name is literally Meth really makes this post

[assoc-of-free-people]

Him thinking it’s a billion dollar company is the funniest thing in the post.

[teralyri]

FTFY

[aristo-twat]

[guerrillatech]

[unabashedlyseveresandwich]

[id: tweet by Maggie @/MLevantovskaya that reads: "Why I prefer the term exploitation over burnout: Burnout makes it about worker feelings. Exploitation draws our attemtion to employer practices and policies which require structural solutions. /end id]

[residentgoodgirl]

[assgod]

Now this is just iconic advice