#(hypothetical)

[apollohour]

spin the wheel for a genre!

You are now the main character of this genre, how are you managing?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY DREAM COME TRUE AAAAAAAAAA

I was made for this role, I am the optimal main character and I am flawless

I'll try my best, make some stumbles but I'll get to a satisfying finish

I am a lucky bastard and will somehow succeed in a genre-defying way

I'm trying my hardest but what the fuck

This is not the genre for me man, I was made for greatness but what is this

I will grit my way through it, desperately trying to subvert every trope

I end up just, killing a bunch of people, I don't think I'm the mc anymore

I immediately give up and just let the dirt consume me

INSTANTLY DEAD, WHAT THE FUCK OP

My interpretation of this prompt is too complex for this small-minded poll

Results/I simply do not

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2025

[batman-polls]

there's a second poll, do you:

1. kill jason todd

2. spare jason todd

special request: PLEASE post around the anniversary of his death... it would be so awesome... it would be so cool...

there's a second poll, do you:

kill jason todd

spare jason todd

Voting ended onMay 4

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: Would you slap your favorite brother for a million dollars?

Damian: Yes.

Tim: Yeah. Sorry, Dick.

Jason: I would slap Dick for free.

[floofum]

I need a canon explanation for jax's teeth like yeah he's a cartoon character but if you put your fingers under his mouth could you go to his eyeballs??

my concept of this

[turquoiselong030]

Based on incorrect quotes (part 5)

More parts

Bonus

Somehow Mira found out what Zoey did and she got punished

[polls-offical]

Scenario: there is an intruder in your house, which bone is your weapon of choice

Skull- a good projectile, can be held bowling ball style

Mandible- has teeth, good hand-fit for throwing

Clavicle- good for jabbing, especially in close quarters

Humorous- can make a lot of witty one liners, good for battering

Femur- the classic, good for swinging

Tibia- pretty club like, smaller for close range

Spine- thwip that thing like a whip

Pelvis- good grip, could be used to block as well as attack

Patella- David and Goliath it

Sternum- has a spike, can be treated like a stake

Scapula- large surface area- good for smacking in the face

Phalanges+carpus- chuck like marbles, hope they trip or get distracted

Voting ended onSep 30, 2025

[cartoonverisimilitude]

Ok Jumblr, I saw an interesting post on the Avata: The Last Airbender subreddit and wanted to share it.

So when it comes to the hybrid animals in the world of Avatar -do the component animals all need to be kosher animals in order for the hybrid to be kosher or can the hybrid be kosher as long as the end result follows the laws of kashrut?