#autobot command

[smatterbrained]

Autobot command lineup I started in march and only finished now. Characterizations below!

[transfrmrs]

Jazz: Prowl and I are dating! Mirage: We’ve known for ages Prowl: Pardon? We started dating two cycles ago. Ironhide: The frag were you doing before that??

[emilixthefox]

I love Prowl's and Ratchet's relationship

Like two grumpy besties, always trying to keep each other out of trouble.

I swear like half of the time is them getting upset at each other for going of and getting into trouble.

[transfrmrs]

Jazz: Look, Optimus, we're not mad you tried to sacrifice yourself again. We're just disappointed. Ratchet: I'm actually mad. I'm actually very mad.

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Ironhide, over comms: Prowl, can you come collect your freak of a man please. He's doing things. Prowl: No. I set him loose on purpose. Prowl: He needs enrichment.

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Bumblebee: Fine, I admit it. I still can't swim. I never took those lessons at the community pool. Optimus: Bumblebee, you promised. Bumblebee: They wanted to put me in the beginner's class with the sparklings! I can't be swimming with a bunch of sparklings! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness. Ironhide: That's why on the first day you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard. Ratchet: Ironhide, that's prison.

[emilixthefox]

Prowl: There have been rumors of me and Jazz dating. Ironhide: I know, I started them. Prowl: *Loading*

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Optimus: Prowl's optics are yellow, right? Jazz: They're blue, with hints of grey when the light hits just right. Optimus: And when was the last time he smiled? Jazz: Last night at 2:03 AM. Optimus: Right. And what is the information I sent you on a mission to collect? Jazz: Optimus: What's the information, Jazz?