#autobot command

[smatterbrained]

Autobot command lineup I started in march and only finished now. Characterizations below!

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Jazz: Prowl and I are dating! Mirage: We’ve known for ages Prowl: Pardon? We started dating two cycles ago. Ironhide: The frag were you doing before that??

[emilixthefox]

I love Prowl's and Ratchet's relationship

Like two grumpy besties, always trying to keep each other out of trouble.

I swear like half of the time is them getting upset at each other for going of and getting into trouble.

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Jazz: Look, Optimus, we're not mad you tried to sacrifice yourself again. We're just disappointed. Ratchet: I'm actually mad. I'm actually very mad.

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Ironhide, over comms: Prowl, can you come collect your freak of a man please. He's doing things. Prowl: No. I set him loose on purpose. Prowl: He needs enrichment.

[emilixthefox]

Prowl: There have been rumors of me and Jazz dating. Ironhide: I know, I started them. Prowl: *Loading*

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Optimus: Prowl's optics are yellow, right? Jazz: They're blue, with hints of grey when the light hits just right. Optimus: And when was the last time he smiled? Jazz: Last night at 2:03 AM. Optimus: Right. And what is the information I sent you on a mission to collect? Jazz: Optimus: What's the information, Jazz?

[emilixthefox]

Human? (Mature)

Jazz: Wow, Ah look like my holoform but with more drip.

Prowl: ??? You don’t look wet?

Optimus Prime: I believe it's a human term.

Jazz: Still tall OP.

Optimus Prime: I don't think most humans are 7 feet tall.

Prowl: No. But I must ask, Carly, why is the human female frame's bumper heavy?

Carly: Uuuuh...

Spike: Is that a normal size?

Ratchet: Did these real human forms of us break the humans?

Carly: Well... Mmmh Prowl...

Spike: Those buttons are fighting for their life.

Jazz: It's Prowl's bumper? (Poke)

Prowl: ???

Carly: O□O

Spike: O□O

Optimus Prime: Is there something odd about Prowl's human bumper?

Ratchet: It seems to be the same size as his Cybertronian frame bumper.

Jazz: Carly has a human bumper too, why ya so shock by Prowl's human bumper? Wow it's really soft. (Poke)

Spike & Carly: DON'T TOUCH IT!

Prowl: ... (Hides bumper from Jazz's servos)

Prowl: I don't think it's polite in human culture to touch another's bumper.

Carly: IT'S NOT!

Optimus Prime: Ah, that makes sense. It's true I haven't seen any human touching each other in such a way.

Jazz: Ah was just curious. Plus Ah wasn't lyin' when Ah said they were soft.

Ratchet: A lot of organic things are soft.

Spike: Jazz it's not just appropriate to touch a female like that it's considered harassment. You could get arrested.

Prowl: It's against the law??

Jazz: Wait, why just the female frame?

Ratchet: Huh... (Pokes Optimus Prime's chest.)

Carly: Ratchet?

Jazz: Hold it. Why didn't ya react to Ratchet poking Optimus chassis but reacted badly to me poking Prowl's bumper?

Spike: Because Prowl's a female now.

Carly: And men shouldn't be touching that area.

Ratchet: You humans have rules for different frames?

Prowl: Is there something special about the human female frame?

Jazz: Ah have really smaller bumper.

Spike: Jazz you have man boobs.

Optimus: What is that?

Carly: Jazz just has a big chest compared to normal men.

Prowl: So both female and male frames have bumpers?

Jazz: It's boobs Prowl.

Carly: Don't call them that!

Optimus Prime: But Spike did.

Spike: It was a slip up.

Ratchet: Really?

Carly: Look all you need to know is that it's normal for a female to have breasts and usually only females are born with them. End of discussion!

Prowl: You mean you have to carry these floppy heavy things around all the time since birth??!!

Carly: Well no...

Jazz: Are they really that heavy?

Prowl: What human creator made this human frame with such a burden??

Ratchet: Do they have a use or something?

Optimus Prime: Maybe they carry water like camels do?

Spike: I don't think I should be here for this.

Carly: Yes they have a use. It's for babies.

Prowl: Baby?

Jazz: You mean the little human frames?

Optimus Prime: What does the little human frame need from the bumper?

Ratchet: What?

Carly: Don't you guys have babies?

Prowl: You mean the minibots?

Carly: No, like little really younger versions of you guys that are just born.

Ratchet: We are forage or just emerge from the spark well with our frames.

Carly: So you don't have a baby stuff. Okay, let me explain (The explanation.)

Prowl: ... So the female frame of humans is...

Jazz: ... The bringer of life...

Ratchet: ... on Earth...

Optimus Prime: So those aren't just little people...

Prowl: Why isn't the female frame worship?! Should you Females not be worship for being ably to carry life and have the gear to care for life?!

Jazz: Does this mean Prowl is a life bringer now?