#blumbridge

[winters-on-the-wing]

james, staring into regulus’ eyes: your eyes are so pretty.

regulus:

james: do you think my eyes are pretty…?

regulus: *punches james in the face*

regulus: only thing prettier than brown eyes are black eyes.

[arliedraws]

I love and support you all who are shipping Regulus/Umbridge rn, but I feel it is based on the HP wiki reasoning the latest possible date for her birth is 1961, not that she WAS born in 1961. I do not think she and Regulus were the same age. If Sirius had been at school with her, I think we would have heard about it from him (I mean, he’s got some choice words about Bertha Jorkins…)

My point is that you’re missing the possibility (probability) in which Regulus/Umbridge is actually a 15+ year age gap. And it’s wonderfully horrible to consider. I think he’s her little kitty. I think she dresses him up.

[atlasdoe]

y'all can't love the fandom for gilderoy/peter but hate it for regulus/dolores

both ships are out there and both of them would put your average hp fan into a coma

if you like one but not the other then fine but don't act like you're above out of the box ships now

[laughingshadows]

Walburga loosing what’s left of her damn mind after finding out BOTH of her sons are irrevocably in love with halfbloods

[siriusblackdevotee]

"someone found out dolores and regulus were in the same year and that was enough to ship them🙄" —a Jegulus shipper

Lol the irony.

[albi-bumblebee]

”blumbridge makes no sense” as if dolores didn’t wear regulus’ locket for WEEKS right next to her bosom.

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

kittywater would've been loved if dolores was a conventionally attractive man btw

[vilis-55]

Motherfuckers will say Dolores x Regulus doesn’t make sense then make his animagus form a cat