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Newest commission of Oscar and Penny
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Newest commission of Oscar and Penny
Commissioned for @dragonzlayerx12
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can you plspls pls make a freckles moodboard
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freckles board for anon
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Sun was sitting down at a table holding a pack of ice on his groin
Sun: Ow! I think I broke something in my pelvis.
???: Atleast yours isn't fried
Sun looks over and sees Oscar with burnt marks all over and hair still stcking up with several icepacks over what he sees is scorch marks all over his groin.
Sun winced: Oof what happened to you?
Oscar: Well let's just say sex with an android in the shower was NOT a good idea.
???: If you think that's bad
They turned to see Jaune rolling to them in a wheelchair they can see him wearing a cast all over his lower body from the waist down.
Sun: Oh God! The hell happened to you?
Jaune: Ow! Well my newly wedded wife decided to use her semblance on me.
Oscar and Sun winced
Oscar: Oof
Sun: Damn!
Jaune: Yeah it also didn't help that when I was trying to use my aura to heal my pelvis, I accidentally aura amped her semblance.
Oscar: As long as I've known her I never thought she'd be a bit perverted.
Jaune deadpanned: A bit? A BIT!?!? You have NO IDEA how perverted she really is, it's like she's all innocent and naive around everyone but whenever she and I are alone together it's like her personality turn a 180 from an innocent naive little angel to extremely perverted badmouthed little demon.
Sun: I'm afraid to ask, but how perverted are we talking?
Jaune: Let's just say that Ruby knew every single perverted methods that could even put professional porn stars to shame.
They winced even more
Sun: Shit. How long were you two at it?
Jaune suddenly looked tired
Jaune: Five . . . Fucking . . . Days . . . STRAIGHT!!!!
Oscar: Ouch.
Sun: Holy hell! How are you alive?
Jaune: Pure fucking luck. Anyway what the hell happened to you two?
Sun winced: It was Blake's heating cycle.
Jaune: Oof
Oscar: Yikes!
Sun: Yeah even my clones was not enough to satisfy her.
Oscar: I got burnt
Jaune: You'd think Atlas would've made her waterproof
Oscar: Oh she is, it's just that Penny forgot to turn off a little security system her father installed to keep perverts away.
Jaune: Ouch.
They heard some kind machine coming close so they turned to see Ren in a full body cast except the head riding on what seems to be a mechanical wheelchair rolling to them and stopped next to Jaune.
Sun, Oscar and Jaune: . . .
Ren: . . .
Jaune: Nora?
Ren nodded: Nora.
Penny: *Setting Fire on White Fang grunt*
Harriet: Is Penny acting with little more aggression than usual?
Elm: The kid apparently friendzone Penny and now she is learning a new feeling: Rage.
Harriet: Coooool….*Back away from the fire with a nervous expression*
Data Farms The Clockmaker's Daughter AU.
Tell me that Idea doesn't go hard.
the sun, moon, and star
A BrightEyes commission for the wonderful @ teethhunter! Thank you for the very fun prompt and for your support!!!
Oscar stare at the clock. The final day was here. It felt like ages. He just had to survive today and hoped Penny didn't find him or learn that NNN didn't mean not eating nuts for the months. All planned as he knew his sweet girlfriend wouldn't think like that. The farmboy sighs and looks away from the clock, knowing it would only make the day seem longer then it actually was. He got up to go for a a walk when his door exploded. He coughs waves the dust out of his face to sew Penny standing in front of him.
Oscar:Penny?!
Penny:Oscar! You lied to me!
Oscar:O-oh? I did? About what?
Penny:Don't play dumb with me. You lead me to believe that No nut November was about not eating nuts!
Oscar:To be fair. I didn’t say anything about it. You kinda just.... assumed.
Penny falters a bit before straighting up.
Penny:Well avoiding me for the month isn't okay! So out of spite I'm gonna make to fail one the last day!
Penny then sport a sultry look on her face as she slowly takes of her shirt. Oscar eyes widen and he quickly cover his eyes.
Oscar:Penny no!
Penny:(singsong)Ohhhh boyfriend Oscar! I'm taking my bra off nowww!
Oscar:Damnit I gotta get out of here!!
Oscar, making sure not to look at Penny runs toward the nearest window and crashes through it, glass flying everywhere Penny gasp quickly putting on her shirt run towards to broken window to see Oscar is fine(to her joy) but running away from the building. She hops out herself and starts to fly after him.
Penny:GET BACK HERE!
Downstairs Jaune and Ren were chilling watching T.V.
Jaune:How much you wanna bet Oscar makes it out?
Ren:30 on Penny getting him.
Jaune:I'm betting she doesn't.
They shakes hands and go quiet for a bit before Jaune broke the silence.
Jaune:Did you try this year? I didn't cause Ruby got me just as November started.
Ren:Of course I didn't.
Jaune:Nora?
Ren:Nora.
Jaune:Hm.
Whitley: Oscar...
Oscar: Oh no, 'Oscar' in b-flat.
Oscar: You're disappointed.
———
Ruby: *Accidentally hits Oscar in the face*
Ruby: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Ruby: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Oscar: What’s wrong with you?!
———
Ruby: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Whitley: I do have a sense of humor you know
Ruby: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Whitley: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
———
Ruby: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Penny, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Ruby:
Ruby: fsh
———
Whitley, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Penny: But – that’s just a trash can.
Whitley: It sure is!
———
Oscar, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Penny: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Oscar, with the tone of someone who is used to Penny: Outstanding.
Oscar: This is what I’m talking about people.
———
Penny: Oscar isn’t answering his phone
Ruby: I’ll call
Whitley: Penny and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Oscar: Hello?