#dumb au

[syrusinthedust]

Hear me out.

We all love an early Patterns Reveal for Rumi. We all love Feral Rumi. We all love those combined right?

So:

The fight was going bad. Mira was cornered, and Zoey was injured behind her, providing support as best as she could while stuck on the ground.

It took everything in her to just keep them safe, so when the Honmoon rippled red, Mira didn’t know if she’d survive whatever came next.

She quickly learned what came next as a horrible snapping sound came from the direction of the ripple, and all she could do was watch as Rumi transformed into a horrifying creature, some weird hulking mix of Tiger and Demon, and roared, sending another ripple through the Honmoon.

The demon (Rumi?) proceeded to then grab the demon closest to her and. Rip. It. In. Half.

What.

What happened next could only be described as the most horrifying thing Mira had ever seen, and one by one demons were torn apart with claws, teeth, and a tail. Throats were torn out, guts were spilled, and the floor was littered not with dust caused by starlight, but the golden ichor of demonic blood.

The fight ended when the Tiger Demon had unhinged its jaw and crushed the neck of the last and largest demon there. And then she started dragging that demon’s bloody and mutilated corpse. Right over to Mira and Zoey.

Mira reacted fast, bringing her Gokdo level with the creature. Only for it to go flying out of her hands with a simple swipe of the creature’s claws. It finally stopped once it was right in front of her, carelessly dropping the dead demon at her feet.

A tense silence fell among the three of them, and Mira didn’t know what was going on anymore. She didn’t know if Zoey would be okay (she had to be please zoey pleasepleaseplease she’s sorry she wasn’t fast enough don’t). She didn’t know what happened to Rumi (she was right infront of her she saw it happened she heard the snapping of bones). She didn’t know if she would survive (she wouldn’t. That creature rumirumirumirumi would kill her before she made it a single step).

At least Zoey was behind her, so she’d be able to somewhat protect her from whatever that creature was doing with the demon, as it played with its corpse, nudging it forward onto Mira’s feet (it’s horrible she doesn’t want that on her feet but she won’t move can’t move she’s smart enough to know not to move otherwise he will it will be angry).

Whatever it was seemed kind of familiar, almost like…

“…a cat?”

“What?”

“Look.” Zoey pointed. “Doesn’t that remind you of a cat offering a mouse.” Zoey said, as if it wasn’t a demon at least twice their size offering the crushed body of a different demon (weren’t demons supposed to dissolve after they die?) to Mira.

And you know what? Yeah. Yeah she does look like a sopping wet cat trying to offer up a mouse. Just instead of being covered in water she’s covered in demon blood and instead of being small she’s twice their size.

Bonus:

Rumi, having the intelligence of a cat, thinks: Silly Mira! I’m bringing you food!

Mira, having the intelligence of a human, thinks: I am about to actually die.

Zoey, having the intelligence of Zoey, thinks: Rumi is a big cat! She’s gonna kill me but she’ll look cute while doing it and maybe that makes it worth it.

[melled42]

ok so my stupid fandom brain made up a basic concept for a cult of the lamb homestuck au and now you all have to hear about it. I'm sorry

so the bishops are the players of the previous game and the gods of the new world. But with disagreements about how death should be handled and getting too op in general, he was banned and now is basically trapped in the void outside of the system.

Before he left, he had some code put into the invitations for new players. Knowing this, the bishops had all new players killed off too before they can reach god tier. The last one, the lamb, manages to come in contact with Narinder through some coding when they're killed that activates their god tier when it really shouldn't. now the lamb is tasked with tearing the code out of the other gods corpses (their hearts, like the game) to let Narinder out again.

[pendephoebe]

Rick and Morty: SinclairAU (name still in work)

A dumb AU im thinking of working on

Its basically like- maybe parallel world where its diane(aka bonnie sinclair in this world) who looses rick (named Doc Smith after ricks original name) she looses her rick and becomes the smartest woman in her universe.

HOWEVER she manages to come into ricks-c137 world-dimension-universe thingy.

She finds out that in this multiverse her husband is alive but none of the ricks look or seem quite enough like her own.

So since in this shes the smartest woman in her universe she starts dissecting ricks across dimensions, getting info or a smidge of information that could resemble her husbands to store it for when her doc (rick) comes back (or she makes a new him)

but she has to really dig hard to find the right pieces of what she remembers (Because we can assume just like rick overtime she starts to forget.)

However the ricks when they find out she looks like diane they go crazy, ofc she knows shes not diane and tells them so.

Some ricks go depressed, others think its a trick and try to kill her which ends up her exterminating rick after rick.

She even clones some of them to try to get better infos

In the end she finds out the one known as

C-137 who is the smartest rick, the rickest rick of the ricks. And she stalks him. Alot.

To the point where she ends up learning all of his body modifications and such in case he turns on her.

And she plots to kidnap him to prod his brain which hopefully will hold her husbands memories and fragments of him, at least more than the others.

(This is rly rly like badly thought of but yk we like being cringe sometimes)

Which makes me think of the smiths family turned into the Sinclair family because dianes concept name was Bonnie sinclair.

i made everyone respective following the logic of their og designs:

clark sinclair (beth smith but if she was born male and looking like rick)

Helen Mcdonhald (jerry smith but yk female, boring woman)

victor sinclair and lily sinclair (i tried to imagine rick screaming their names when annoyed and i think it works well? And yeah summer and morty counterparts)

((I cant even imagine the possibilities with making evil morty or prime rick but sinclair version idk and ofc dumb stuff))

[anyathesnaketamer]

bad sitcom crossover

Hatching outer wilds

Anya mw

Ryland grace

Simon iron lung

All living together after their stories end (its largely hatchling trying to keep the peace while simon and anya are equally horrified of everyone here, grace is at his wits end and also theyre all traumatized)

[twistys-magia]

IZ x Madoka Magica (Au?)

Here references to there outfits and this sketches (that I disgustingly spend way to much time on)

Also the names of witches

Side note

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I started college now so I might not be able posts lot that I want to due to it

[zay-arts6]

Random doodles ideas blehh

Also Burke design, Doggo, specifically a German shepherd, cuz I cant think up much else, plus other folks see em as that too lol

Trying to figure out if they have objects or weapons to defend themselves lmao though still thinking

Camera-Can cause Stunned to any enemies or anyone near by it

Gun- Uhhh idk how the gun would work. I mean in game logic or like for sonic game logic lmao. Like is it like fang the sniper type or just the usual gun physics lmao. It does do damage towards exe but not enough to kill? Idk?

Also Idk how to draw gun well so dont get mad lmao

[youre-gay-im-gayer]

Danny Phantom au where everything is the same, but instead of saying "I'm going ghost!" when Danny transforms he says "I'm gonna kms"

[dysmalauthority]

“Pay up.”

Rigby looked up lazily from his work, very clearly confused.

“Uh…?” The little brat's lip was curled in disgust until a memory fluttered across his empty head, replacing it with shock and disbelief.

Rigby nearly choked on his own spit.

“No fucking way.”

“Pay up.” Skips held out a hand expectantly.

It was almost worth the five bucks watching Rigby squirm. He couldn't very well ask for proof, nor did it look like he wanted any part of that idea. But Skips, while not too much of a gambling man himself, would bet another five Rigby wasn't willing to give up without some kind of fight.

“I don't believe you.” It took more than patience to ignore the kid's snark, but he'd been expecting this behavior.

“Rigby, you plan on getting any work done or are we focusing on our impression of the unemployed today? I don't mind some extra paperwork,” Benson's irritation was strangled off with an odd sound in his throat, eyes level with Skips for a moment before he swiftly redirected.

“Take care of this shit. Now.” Benson gave a hissed order before retreating as quickly as he's come.

Rigby stared, wide-eyed and slack-jawed, between the two of them. Red crept down Benson's neck, even visible from this far, and a satisfied grin spread further across Skips's lips.

“Son of a bitch,” the brunet mumbled in awe, digging for his wallet. He didn't even seem to mind handing over the money, confusion and amazement written across his features.