Welcome Back! Listening to you send ins, Juda Boone talks about things by Gothamites, for Gothamites!
[goth-pod is a fictional in-universe podcast based on the DC comics universe. Juda Boone is an original fictional character, not based on any real person or known comic book character.]
Transcript under the cut
Hello everyone and welcome to Goth-Pods special trials and troubles episode! I’m an indie theater’s take on the ghost of Christmas Present- and your host, Juda Boone.
We're looking at your submitted trademark Gotham problems. So without my usual ramblings, lets get to business
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For our first submission username
Trekkle brought up a good debate: Subway vs Bus: The Subway is safer, since buses can get hit during rogue attacks, but if you're stuck underground there's a chance of a killer croc attack and also the birds ride the roof.
Fantastic points, Trekkle! Thank you for writing in. I don't know exactly what you mean by the birds riding the roof, though. Do you mean Robin? Because I have been on the tram while a fight was happening between Robin and The Penguin on top. Of course, I missed most of it because I had my headphones in. Noise cancellation has its pros and cons in Gotham.
There’s no set answer on this one, I don’t think. You kind of have to pay attention to what Rouges are active the way you pay attention to the weather. Cloudy with a 70% chance of a Riddler scheme? Maybe take the Buses, since they’re not connected to a maze-like system like the subways are.
But maybe it's sweater weather with a possible freeze-over because Victor Fries broke out two nights ago and is due for a showy return. Then an underground bunker with cushy seats doesn’t sound too bad.
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From Clexx we have: I'm new to Gotham (full ride scholarship, thank you Mr. Wayne): Why does everyone hate Superman? I tried to get answers from a friend and they called Superman a Homewrecker. Is there an infidelity scandal around Superman I don’t know about??
Oh wow. First of all, congratulations on the scholarship! I'm assuming you're attending Gotham U? Just be sure you get a proper Rogue-proof gas mask. Yes there is a difference. It’ll probably be covered in your Orientation though, so onto the main question.
To the Homewrecker comment.. oh I didn’t think it’d come to this. Okay, there's this thing in Gotham. Clexx, have you ever heard of Bruceman? Ask your friend about it, they’ll probably love to explain more. Basically it is a Real-Person based Ship on Gotham’s two protectors, Bruce Wayne and Batman. One watching over the day, the other the night.
This is another Topic that might take all episodes to explain, so to keep it short: People see Superman and Batman’s relationship- professional, platonic, romantic, or however they define it- as a threat to Bruceman, the number one Gotham Ship. Godspeed if you get between our beloved prettyboy himbo and our odd night-stalking cryptid.
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From Allison: My cousin is visiting and I want to show them why I stay in Gotham. Where can we go for 1) a low level rogue attack (for Bat sighting), and 2) where can we go for a Wayne sighting. (They think Dick Grayson is hotter then Brucie [eye-rolling emoji])
For the first one, I think any part of our public transport system will do, as we discussed before. The tricky part is knowing when it’s going to be low-level or if your cousin will be joining you in a shelter-in-place lockdown.
For a Wayne sighting, unfortunately it’s harder to say these days. Bruce Wayne has made several statements on how he’s spending less time at the company in order to focus on bonding with his new son, Jason. I hate to disappoint, but right now might not be the time for celebrity sight-seeing. Maybe take a day trip to Bludhaven! Your cousin might enjoy the chance to convince you instead.
Thank you all for writing in and for joining us on this special episode! If we didn’t get to your submission, head over to our socials to see if we replied there. I’m Juda, you’re listening to Goth-Pod
Until then, Newcomers, visiting cousins, locals on the bus,
Stay safe, Gotham.
What can be said about one of the most talked about topic of Gotham City? Join Juda Boone to hear their take away from the rambunctious renegades that romp around our city streets.
[goth-pod is a fictional in-universe podcast based on the DC comics universe. Juda Boone is an original fictional character, not based on any real person or known comic book character. The mentioned "Haven's Happenings" is not a real podcast, that I know of.]
Transcript under the cut
Hello everyone and welcome back to Goth-Pod! Your Gotham based podcast. I am your host and favorite manifestation of talk radio, Juda Boone.
Folks, it was inevitable for this podcast. It’s the one topic anything Gotham-related can not avoid. We talked about Batman, so now we must discuss.. The Rogues Gallery.
Now, before anything else, let's lay out some ground rules.
I will not be discussing every single Rogue that has graced Gotham’s headlines. That would take up most of the run time of our whole season if we cover everything from Catwoman to Kiteman.
Secondly, I will not be saying a favorite Rouge. This is like asking which Greek Goddess is the most beautiful.
I will not be goaded here or on social media to say things like: Poison Ivy is the best rogue, because environmental causes are near and dear to my heart and lets be honest, someone has to clean up Gotham Harbor.
I will not be so opinionated on my objective podcast and say things like: The Riddler is ever-so clever and one of the most fashionable villains in Gotham.
Because if I did say that, I'd have more than a dozen very smart and very dangerous people at my door. And of course I want to get most of them on the show, but I'd rather them not show up angry.
They're not a "answer questions first" kind of bunch.
The truth about Gotham Rogues is- they’re people. Sometimes greedy, sometimes angry, sometimes just plain chaotic. But they are people. The Bat shows us that every time he tries to give them a second chance.
They are children of Gotham. And in one way or another, Gotham failed them. The city is a mother, but mothers are not always kind. Sometimes children are not always kind. And only then do we ask the question of nature or nurture?
I find it very believable that the city that made The Bat her champion, wouldn’t stop after creating just one creature of the night.
So as we are signing off, how about instead of the cheap listener-engagement question of: "If you were a rouge, what would your gimmick be?"
I ask you this: What would be your first act of heroism as a vigilante? I hear Bludhaven has a new one! If you want a deep dive on that, check out Bludhaven’s new podcast: Haven’s Happenings.
Thank you for joining in. I’m Juda and you’re listening to Goth-Pod.
Until next time, stay safe, Gotham.
My name is Juda and I am the voice of Goth-Pod! I'm so excited to launch our new series talking about all things Gotham under the sun. Though- this is Gotham, so less "the sun" and more the permanent overcast.
I can't wait for you all to get to know me, and to know all of you!
Goth-Pod is a fun project to connect Gothamites by covering topics that are close to the heart of our city.
I hope you'll join us for our first episode, dropping January 10th if all goes well! Keep an eye out for news on that!
[Credits for the Goth-Pod team under the cut]
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Hi everyone! Thanks for checking out this post. I'm Em [she/they]
Goth-pod is a fan-made in-universe podcast, written and voiced by me!
Based on the Gotham City of DC comics, with no official affiliation.
The host of Goth-Pod, Juda Boone [they/them], is a fictional character and is not based on any real-life person or DC-canon character.
If you like immersing yourself in fictional worlds, if you like the world of Batman, this podcast will be for you!
Will the podcast cover Gothamite Folklore and Urban Legends?
That is a wonderful question, thank you for your curiosity!
Personally, I love the idea of digging into the city's past, fiction or no. I believe there is value in what stories make up our collective psyche. However, goth-pod will mostly be focusing on topics popular with the Gotham City of today.
Though, there is one ghost story that stalks our streets in current day. So if you're hoping we discuss the crime fighting Chiroptera, then you're in luck.
We don't hear much about Gotham all the way here in Central, but it might really interesting to learn about the city other than rogues breaking out from Arkham Asylum.
Can you tell us on which plateform it will be available tomorrow?
All the best for your launch from the Fastest City in the US!! ⚡
The news has already reached CENTRAL??!???!! Ok wow trying not to freak out over how cool that is!!
Welcome Central City listener! We are so happy to have you. Yes, Gotham is so much more than it's rogues! I can't wait to help show that!
If all goes well, without human error or technical difficulties, we should be placing Episode One on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Goth-Pod
and making a post here on Tumblr with the addition of the transcript.
I just noticed- or it just happened. Thank you for your interest and your support. I'm so ecstatic that people are enjoying goth-pod!
We have 2 more episodes left of our first season, and I'm truly having the time of my life being a voice of Gotham. I give goth-pod supporters all my love!!!!!!!!
I'm so honored that you're interested in our project! However, I can't say goth-pod, small passion project between college grads that it is, is ready to hire people just yet.
But, we are always open to listener submissions. Especially as we plan for our second season, we're more open than ever to hear from Gothamites!
If you choose to send in something to show your journalism skills, be sure to give a name so we can credit you properly!
