#i think im funny...

[iinajar]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAYDAY YOU ARE FOREVER 21

[theriverbeyond]

what's happening to your body book for lyctors

(a short guide by Emperor John Gaius)

your new body, an owner's manual (what can grow back and what won't, or why it is OK to play around with stabbing but be careful about decapitation!) soul digestion and other changes "in there" (a beginner's guide to grief and how to make the most of the next myriad without your closest companion) it's all about the eyes (how to retool your wardrobe to match your new #look, and a short guide to avoiding mirrors) complex relationships and you (some tips on how to navigate inadvisable and yet inevitable sexual affairs with people who you WILL have to see at family dinner for the next myriad)

[anissapierce]

Get me a job in edutainment parody songs

🎵🎶All our textbooks come from texas 🎵🎶🎼

[minisqwish]

It's an aspen tree!

Source: look at it

[lovecatsys]

Morally Ambiguous Slutty Hospital

[ossycar--1]

you: fuck the police

me an intellectual: disregard the constabulary 

[mike-chiltons-ass]

Also, since my other screenshot was brought to my attention, might i present to you the end to my quest? I needed his ass for my icon, considering my url. so the first screen is what I used to make my icon. the other?

im keeping it for... Posterity. 

[argentchris]

wwjd more like what would judas do