Aug 25, 2022
Jane is walking around Valhalla when she runs into Loki…
Jane: *slaps Loki again*
Loki, unsurprised: What did I do this time?
Jane: Nothing. Just wanted to do it for the hell of it.
Loki: Understood.
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Jane is walking around Valhalla when she runs into Loki…
Jane: *slaps Loki again*
Loki, unsurprised: What did I do this time?
Jane: Nothing. Just wanted to do it for the hell of it.
Loki: Understood.
Loki : punch me.
Jane : what?
loki : I said punch me didn't you hear me?
Jane : I always hear punch me when you talk but usually it's subtext.
Thor: Lady Jane, I've done it. I've found your assistant and she seems most compatible. Her name is Darcy. Lady Darcy!
Darcy: Big T! Ms. Foster, two things: one, it is an absolute honor to meet you. Two, who is that hot intern dude out there? Because honestly, daaaaaaamn!
Jane: So Darcy...Why do I want you as my assistant?
Darcy: For starters, access to the illest clubs. And that's just for starters. I will work for you. I'll be on you 24/7. I'll be like your family. I'm here when you get here in the morning, sure enough, I'll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don't worry, it's not weird. Do we have questions?
Thor: I think our only question is when can you start?
Darcy: Right now. Let's do it.
Jane: Thank you for coming in. We will talk.
Darcy: Cool. I feel good about this. Hey, you know you can hit me up on Instagram anytime day or night, you know that right?
Thor: Farewell, Lady Darcy. So what do you think of your new assistant?
Jane: I want to punch you in the face so bad right now.
Peter Parker Meeting the Avengers’ Friends
okay so, canonically, in the MCU, Star Wars exists. So then I thought it would be funny if Peter just went around and started referring to people as their fictional counterparts
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Fury: Spiderman we have a mission for-
Peter: MaCe WiNdU?!
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Thor: Young man of spiders, this is my dear friend Jane-
Peter: PaDmE aMiDaLa?!
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Dr. Strange: We need a plan, and-
Peter: ShErLoCk HoLmEs?!
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Gamora: Why hello you cute little-
Peter: aRe YoU nEyTiRi?!
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MJ: Sup losers
Peter: RoCkY bLuE?!
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Thor: Man of spiders, I-
Peter: LiAm HeMsWoRtH?!