Sam and Bucky during an Avengers karaoke competition when it’s their turn:
Sam: Buck, we’re up. Let’s go.
Bucky: Hell no! I’m not even that good of a singer anyway.
AJ, who is there with Cass and Sarah: That’s not true! We hear you singing in the shower all the time, Uncle Bucky!
Bucky: Boys, why are you peeping into the shower? You know it’s not a polite thing to do.
Cass: Oh, we don’t need to do that. Your voice carries and we can hear you in our room.
Bucky, facepalming and muttering: God dammit!
Sam, smirking in the corner: You heard the boys! Come on! Let’s go, buddy!
Bucky, muttering: I hate you.
Sam: Love you too, Buck!
Bucky flips him off.
Sam: There are children present! And I’m not just talking about AJ and Cass! *motions over towards Shuri, Peter, and the rest of the youngsters*
Bucky: Does it look like I care right now?
Shuri, from her spot at a table: I have taught him well! Your time in Wakanda has done you good, Sergeant!
Bucky: Thank you, Shuri! At least someone agrees with me!
Sam makes a face.
Yelena, from out of nowhere: Can you two please continue your gay love affair somewhere else? We want to hear singing and I don’t hear any!





