#incorrect mj

[ironrad]

Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.

Peter: It’s giving broke.

Flash: What-

Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.

Flash: Wait but-

Peter: The food isn’t even that good.

MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.

Flash: I-

Ned: Common bully L

Flash:

[bitrashteddy]

Peter: You know Storm? He's so fucking hot, literally

Harley: Yea haha

Later

Harley: Hey MJ guess who finally figured out what jealousy feels like

[incorrect-assvengers]

MJ, normally: Fuck capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

MJ, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should’ve tried not being poor.

[marvelnatasha]

*During Spiderman No Way Home*

Peter: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

MJ: Not by the law!

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Peter: Describe your ideal man. Michelle: He's dark and mysterious, and he can sing. And he plays the organ. Ned: I think you just described The Phantom of the Opera.

[captainwaffles]

Mj: you know, the grinch is just like stitch, but Christmas flavored

Flash: what?

Ned: no no she has a point

[adhd-peterparker]

Peter: Why does the dentist need to know my gender?

Ned: To know whether your teeth are pink or blue.

Peter: I hope they’re neither!

MJ: They need to know whether your teeth need crowns or tiaras.

[8byt]

MJ: You know, you've got to love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.

Peter: I'm sorry, what was that middle part?

MJ: I can make a hat.