#incorrect jaskier

[twenty-orange-balloons]

Ciri: What are you doing?

Jaskier: *carving "Not My Witcher" on a plank of wood* Protesting.

[dwintu]

Jaskier, removing his multicoloured heart shaped shades: I beg your fucking pardon??

[mischievous-thunder]

Jaskier: I'll be back by 9 p.m., my wolf!

Geralt at 9:01 p.m., after calculating millions of alternate ways things could go wrong and being convinced that Jaskier isn't coming back at all:

[sofuckingmoe]

Geralt: Jaskier, it's four in the morning, did someone glue you to the fridge? Jaskier: No. Geralt: Jaskier... Did you glue yourself to the fridge? Jaskier: .. Yes.

[incorrectquotesonlife]

Yennefer: What the—

Yennefer: Jaskier why the fuck are you hiding behind me, you're literally bigger than me.

Jaskier: SHHHhHhhhhh—!!!

Yennefer sighing: What did you do this time..?

Jaskier: well—

Geralt appearing out of the woods dripping wet and shirtless: JASKIER GIVE ME BACK MY SHIRT YOU BASTARD!

Yennefer: ah.

Geralt: YENNEFER! WHERE IS HE!?

Yennefer: [pointing to her left]

[Geralt running away]

Yennefer:

Jaskier: ...thanks, I owe you.

Yennefer: This one's free.

Jaskier: What.

Yenenfer: I mean we both benefited from it anyway so consider your debt paid.

Jaskier: oh.

Yennefer: Yeah, you might wanna start running though.

Jaskier: huh?

[Geralt's screams getting closer]

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

[wolftoes]

Jaskier: If you're sad and you know it clap your hands

Jaskier: If you're sad and you know it clap your hands

Jaskier: If you're stressy and depressy and your life is kinda messy if you're sad and you know it clap your hands!

Geralt: *Clap clap*

Jaskier:

Geralt:

Jaskier: That was a joke, are you okay

[alibyactually]

*Jask, Yen, and Ciri all staring Geralt down in a mirror*

Yen: I am strong.

Geralt: I am strong.

Ciri: I am powerful.

Geralt: I am powerful.

Jaskier: I believe in me.

Geralt: ...

Jaskier: Geralt?

Geralt: Does it have to be true?