#incorrect jayroy

[sapphiretanto]

Jason: Do you remember our honeymoon?

Roy: *grinning* That glorious cruise.

Jason: No calls

Roy: No cares

Jason: No survivors

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

jason: i have a gun

roy: no-

jason: ex boyfriend? more like extinction

roy: JASON-

[jasontoddisrightfuckyou]

Roy Harper: So.

Roy Harper: I'm in love.

Roy Harper: With Jason.

Roy: I'm in love with Jason.

Kyle Rayner:

Kyle Rayner: Jason Todd?

Roy Harper: Yes?

Roy Harper: ... Thoughts?

Kyle Rayner: And prayers.

[batshitferalquotes]

Jason: If I kill someone, would you tell on me?

Roy: No, but I'd use it against you all the time.

Roy: Like "Are you washing the dishes today or do I have to make a phone call?"

[redarsed]

Dick: Why are your tongues purple?

Roy: We had slushies! I had a blue one.

Jason: I had a red one.

Dick: oh

Dick:

Dick: OH

Tim:

Tim: You drank each other's slushies?

Jason: Not at all.

Tim:???????

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Roy: How many kids do you want?

Jason: Six.

Roy: Really?

Jason: Holding six baby goats in his arms* Yes.

[bi-robins-club]

jason: name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self isolate. ill wait

roy, without hesitation: us

jason,badly holding back tears: ok

[doompatrl]

roy: wow jason is really handsome

kori: don't be jealous roy, you're handsome too!

roy: i'm not jealous kori, i'm being gay