#incorrect sam

[incorrectlegolas]

Sam: Why my hand shaky?

Legolas: Your skeleton is ready to hatch.

Sam: *confused hobbit noises*

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Sam: I smell failure.

Sam: Oh, hey, Barnes.

[insaneasgardian]

The Christmas Mood

Steve: I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS RINGING!

Bucky: JING, JING, JINGLING!

Sam: Take it away Y/N!

Y/N: HALLOWEEN ISN'T EVEN OVER YET! FOR F**KS SAKE!

[luke-o-lophus]

Sam Wilson, dealing with Bucky's dramatic ass for the 5th time that day: Sometimes I wish I didn't know who the hell is Bucky

[river-bottom-nightmare]

Dean: Is that a praying mantis?

Sam: I think so

Cas: Don’t have sex with it, it’ll eat you afterwards

Dean, sarcastically: Thanks for the warning, it was looking at me all seductive like

Cas, completely serious: That’s how they get you

[bucketbarnhouse]

Sam, pretending to be an employer to help bucky with his job interview: so, what are your flaws?

Bucky: I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

Bucky: …No…Don’t sue me, that’s the opposite of the point I’m trying to make.

Sam:

[jaaneymann]

Sam: Bucky can you-

Bucky: No.