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Bucky and Clint: [screaming]

Tony: [runs into the room] What’s wrong, Buckster?!

Clint: Wait, why are you asking him when I’m screaming too?

Tony: Because Buckaroo won’t scream unless it’s an emergency, but you scream whenever you have the chance.

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Tony: What kind of a teenager did you think I was?

Clint: Slutty.

Bucky: Easy.

Tony: The word is “popular”.

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Clint: We should have a plan, in case one of us gets lucky.

Bucky: Okay. If I get lucky, I'll take Tony to my stately manor outside Gotham city. And, if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon.

Clint: Sounds like a plan.

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Clint: You guys are up early. What time is it? Tony & Bucky: 5 PM. Clint: Oh, darn. I slept through my afternoon nap.

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Steve: Why is it, when something disastrous and drunk happens, it's always you three? Tony: [sitting on Bucky’s lap, all covered in glitter and wearing sunglasses indoors] Bucky: [sporting a giant hickey on his neck] Clint: [with a split lip and a black eye]

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Tony: Hey, buddy, want a lift? Bucky: No, thanks. I’m saving what little dignity I’ve got left. Clint: You’re hanging out with us now, pal. Dignity has nothing to do with it.

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Bucky: I'm sure you've all noticed that I've been through a lot lately. I know you've been wondering, "Who is Bucky, really?" Clint: Nope, never. Tony: Bucky, for the first half a year I thought your name was Bradley.

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Tony: Guess what number I’m thinking of. Clint: 420. Tony: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess. Bucky: 69. Clint: He literally just said- Tony: Yeah, it was 69.