Regulus: i can't marry you
Regulus: you're too good
James: what do you mean?!
Regulus: you're too nice to me
James: I'll be less nice
Regulus: your gifts are too specific!
James: I'll get you a gift card
Regulus: Uh-
James: I'm sorry, i never meant to hurt you
Regulus: you're too emotionally supportive!
James: I can work on that in therapy
Regulus: it's the money
Regulus: YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY!
James: I'll quit my job
James: I'll do improv
Regulus: Nooooooooooo
James: What? Babe
Regulus: i can't- i can't do it. My brother likes you too much!
James: fine, I'll punch him in the face
Regulus: no, you're just- you're too in love with me!!
James: so are you
Regulus: What?! You're too committed!
James: we can be poly
Regulus: WHAT?!
James: I mean you- you could be polly
Regulus: FINE
James: wait babe, BABE. god damnint
Regulus: ARE YOU NOT RUNNING AFTER ME?!

















