#nate barton

[marvel-rp-au-incorrect-quotes]

Nate:...I have some very bad news I need to share

Peter: *sweating* what? Mr.Stark kicked me out of the team? *joking*

Nate: you'd wish he did.

Peter:...

Nate:...

Peter:...he didn't

Nate:...he found you-

Peter: HE FOUND MY FANFICTION ACCOUNT ON HIM????

Tony: PETER BENJAMIN PARKER!!!!!!

@under0-0s @spidey-sensed-ur-follow @its-nate-the-sharpshot

[chaxan08]

Clint: We decided that, God forbid, if anything happens to us, we would like Nat to be Nate’s godmother

Natasha: That’s great news, Nate! If something terrible happens, you’ll be all mine!

Laura: IIt really is an 'if' situation-

Natasha, already holding baby Nate: All mine!

[sageee0416]

getting into the mcu is all fun and games till you see all of Natasha Romanoff’s lore in context and find out Clint and Laura Barton name their son after her

then its not so fun anymore

[escape-pod-full-of-flerkens]

Clint being a dad would sometimes bleed into work.

Tony: Barton, are you color blind by any chance?

Clint: uh... no? Maybe? How do you even know somethin' like that?

Bruce: *not looking up from his tablet* There's um, tests you can take, but it really doesn't change much.

Clint: Well I'm not. Why?

Tony: ...

Tony: Your socks look like a toddler chose them.

Clint: ...

Clint: That's cause he did.

[thena0315]

MCU Youth

[twitt3rpate]

here's a compiled list of factoids about anya james rogers because i don't have time to write but i still don't want to lose my ideas.

she hates the cold. hates it. especially as a newborn. she will scream bloody murder if someone isn't keeping her warm.

shes the first (and only) caucasian baby to be born in wakanda and hold citizenship there.

she doesn't like to sit still when nat does her hair as a baby. she does like it when laura does her hair in buns and braids when she's a bit older.

yelena treats her niece like a doll. she spoils her rotten and always buys toys and clothes for anya while on missions.

anya loves to eat. she has a heightened metabolism and will try anything at least once.

her toddler tantrums are legendary and can level a small city. (sam and bucky will take cover when they occur).

she has night terrors.

she is a night owl because of the nightmares and tends to pace the halls and serve as a guard for her loved ones.

her favorite childhood movie is frozen. she watches it on repeat with lila and they act out parts from the movie together.

her favorite food is strawberry ice cream.

she gets in her first fist-fight at 7 on the bus. bucky teaches her how to punch without breaking her fingers later that night.

anya first holds a glock at 9. (she actually learns how to shoot it later)

she dyes her hair blue at 10 and accidently turns it green.

she starts en pointe at 11.

she speaks several languages: english, russian, german, french, and spanish - as well as a little xhosa

anya has a photographic memory due to the super serum. she will be the first person to admit that it has its perks and disadvantages.

her favorite avenger is iron man. she wants to become an engineer like him.

nate and anya are bound at the hip.

anya has a white fluffy cat named alpine who adores when she baby talks in russian to him. (he hates everyone else).

she is a massive snuggler and will frequently sneak into family members' beds at night as a child.

she can't get drunk or use painkillers.

she has 24 unique paired chromosomes unlike the typical 23. her survival despite this is one of the reasons she decides to study genetics.

[floilee]

Yelena: Hey Nate! What a cool nightmare last night, huh? *high five*

Nathaniel: Yeeah! *high five* Was she able to sleep well after that?

Yelena: Kate is strong. But you have to stop reading horror stories to get her to sleep.

[haleingstorm]

a continuation of this au because I realized I should perhaps start to explain my sprawling mcu x pjo universe just a little. I'm affectionately calling this the Barton Mess AU.

Key points in said au

Cooper and Peter are ride or die best friends for life. Hell, they are regularly compared to Annabeth and Percy for the sheer level of friendship they've got going on

Peter helps train Nate because he gets what it's like to be underestimated, because nobody really thought he would live long. Asthma + shitty immune system + demigod does not make a good long life.

Clint and Laura think their kids are dead. Because the Avengers went to rescue them, only to find an empty cell. (the barton kids had escaped with Apollo's help)

Cooper dies. He dies in the Battle for Manhattan. He dies trying to heal Peter, saving his life but leaving him open for a monster to attack him.

Peter spends an hour hidden beneath his cooling body so that more monsters wouldn't find him. (He will never forgive himself for this.)

Lila - who has visions of the future - forsaw this, tried to tell Cooper, but he went anyway. Because everyone else was fighting so he refused to stay behind.

Peter and Cooper had a tradation to swap camp necklaces when going on quests and things. Cooper was wearing Peter's necklace when dies.