Harry Osborn X Peter Parker ship (guys i don’t know their ship name HELP??) sort of prompt idea? sort of not, just a funny thing that came to me.
Watch me not post anything for a few weeks and now watch me throw a ‘Peter parker X harry Osborn’ at you nerds.
So, Peter is gay, or bi, or pan or well he’s figuring it out but what he does know? he really, really likes the teen he met at a science convention who’s as geeky as he is but perhaps got all the looks and more.
Then they meet again at some other science thingy maginjy and odin above Peter can’t help the way his cheeks flush everytime he sees this guy.
They finally get one another’s names because at the convention it was a quick ‘hi’, a smile, Peter was awkward, hands in pockets.
Before Harry asked about his invention and who he was with and he started going on (“I’m with my dad and aunt may.”) totally ignoring he called Tony his dad.
So when they see each other, Harry doesn’t realise Peter parker is the same (‘Peter parker— a nobody adopted by Tony Stark?’ from the daily bugle) and when Harry introduces himself, Peter doesn’t Harry osborn is the son of one of Tony’s mortal tech enemies.
They get each other’s numbers. (my grammar and spelling disappeared here ignore it)
Peter’s going out on sundays to hang out with Harry not realising it technically IS a date? And Harry well.. he’s swooning, hard, he gets excited the more they hang out.
Slow brushes with their fingers when walking.
Staring at one another when they aren’t looking at each other (Harry becomes so distracted at one point Peter has to shake him from his daydreams of 32 hamsters)
Nudging their knees together under the table.
It’s a nerdy first crush, like either of them hadn’t been in love before (Ned and MJ are totally freaking out and waiting to meet and approve of this harry guy)
(Until they learn it’s Osborn.)
Ned: “So when can we meet him?”
Peter: “I don’t know, he’s pretty busy working with his dad most days…”
Ned: “ARE YOU DATING HARRY OSBORN?”
MJ: “Like harry osborn, son of mortal enemy to tony stark?”
Ned: “Dude how can you not KNOW, Norman and Stark have been at each other in the stock industry since Tony debuted.”
Peter: “My god, i’m dating my dad’s mortal enemies, son.”
Ned: “Thought you weren’t dating him?”
Now they have to break the news to Tony.
Now, Tony had recently adopted Peter, their relationship as Father/Son was sky rocketing and Peter was finally coming around to calling Tony ‘dad’ and calling Pepper ‘mom.’
It was a long talk with aunt may, he hadn’t been exactly comfortable for a while since she was like her mother but in a way they both agreed it wouldn’t take away from their relationship and May likes Pepper anyway.
And back when he and MJ were dating tony had said (“Keep the door open.”) but hadn’t exactly been too controlling.
However dating someone who’s got the blood of an enemy he despises? It might be another thing entirely.
So hence Peter trying to awkwardly go over the situation.
Tony working away at the lab and humming tunes: “Yeah kid?”
Peter: “So you know how me and MJ broke up?”
Tony: “You get back together?”
Peter doesn’t get Tony’s attention again, he seems too distracted so he tries for another time.
Clint laughs in the background because (“Ooooh full name Stark, what you done now?”
And Peter realises he sounds a little like may or Pepper.
Tony turns around, cereal box in hand like a caught puppy: “What i do now kid?”
Peter: “No uhm, it’s just— i want to talk to you-“
Clint’s laughter is still echoing and very annoying.
Peter: “About my boyfriend.”
It’s Tony’s turn to bluescreen.
Clint’s laughter comes to a dead stop, choking on a little giggle. :
Tony: “Do i need to give you the talk already?”
Peter’s embarrassingly red.
Tony: “Good cause i’m not licensed for that, cap on the other hand…”
Tony: “He did those drug PSAs a while back didn’t he?”
Clint: “Yeah i think so.”
Tony starts tapping away at his phone and Peter’s already trying to dart out the room.
Clint yells as he goes: “Use condoms!”
God they couldn’t be more embarrassing.
The worst way for his father to find out is when Peter actually establishes a relationship with Harry and suddenly their relationship just got a whole lot more lovey dovey.
Like, kissing in his room lovey dovey.
And yeah it doesn’t help half the avengers have super hearing or are just nosy. So when they return the first thing they do?
Point and laugh)” As clint cackles out.
After that embarrassing scenario he’s sat on a chair being scolded to high ends of the earth, Tony going through a dilemma.
Tony:” Norman osborn’s son! I didn’t raise you like this!” He cries.
Tony: “You could have had anyone, heck even used my money for love!”
Pepper: “Don’t use money for love Peter.”
Tony: “I would have… i don’t know? it would have been better if you were dating that ted kid but HARRY OSBORN?”
Tony: “No, i will not have this scandalous thing in my home!”
Steve: “Don’t you think your overreacting-“
Tony: “NORMAN OSBORNS SON! STEVE.”
Pepper only shakes her head and lets Peter go.
Tony still interrogates peter everytime he’s going out or even acknowledge the fact he’s dating an osborn.
(Mj: “Overdramatic much?)”
(No green goblin mention here folks)
