*avengers arguing about who is the strongest*
Steve: come on! It's obviously me!
Tony: No way! It's definitley brucie bear or underoose!
Sam: oh come on, Hulk doesn't count!
Peter: Yes he does!
Tony: okay, okay. Lets settle this. Thor. Who, in your Godly opinion, is the strongest avenger?
Thor: Why, I'd have to say lady Natasha!
Everyone: ...what?
Nat: Yeah, no. I appreciate it... but I'm definitely not stronger than Steve or Spiderman, let alone the Hulk.
Thor: well, in Asgard we find the female warriors to be the strongest! And as you say on Midgard. Heavy is the chest that wears the breasts!
Tony: oh my god
Rhodey: no, just no
Nat: that is- that is not the saying








