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Peter: *does something stupid*

Bucky : ( who dare dared him to do said stupid thing ) what an absolute fucking idiot

Tony: ( came into the room as Peter started do the dare) I can't believe I'd die for him

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Muffled voice on the phone: We have kidnapped your son and if you want to see him alive again you'll have to-

Tony: Son? I HAVE A SON!?! WHY AM I JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS!?!

Muffled voice: ...We have the teenager with brown hair and a science pun shirt

Tony: Oh, you mean Peter. Yeah, he's not my son.

Muffled voice: ...are you sure?

Tony: yeah, I'm pretty sure

Muffled voice: Well, we still have the kid locked up... so do you want him or not?

Tony: ... Peter is literally sat right in front of me doing his calculus homework...

Tony: Pete, were you kidnapped?

Peter: Oh yeah! That's what I forgot to tell you!

Nobody:

Peter after NWH: I live in New York. I have 3 roommates. Two of them are rats. We eat pizza for dinner every night. The rent? 4000 dollars a second. It's fine. I'm fine.

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Ned: We’re getting our report cards tomorrow

Peter: *knowing he’s missing at least 20 assignments because he’s busy fighting furry villains*

Peter: time to see if my aunt still unconditionally loves me!

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peter, on 17 different types of energy drinks at 3am: I am fire. i am embers. i am DEATH.

tony: a f***ing nightmare is what you are.

Thinking bout Peter being stressed af about university finals and about applying to grad school that he goes to Matt’s appartement and just freezes. Like legit finds a corner of the room and just sits there frozen for hours. Maybe builds a web and sits there. Matt comes home and there’s Peter paralyzed.

Wade: so you’re a vigilante

Peter: correct

Wade: who fights crime on a regular basis and is constantly on the verge of death and being attacked, shot at, stabbed, broken every single night

Peter: yup

Wade: and yet finals and grad apps is what terrifies you so badly you actually freeze in fear

Peter:

Peter: that’s me