#odt

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I've never been huge into washboard abs, and I've been watching a lot of 80s movies with my friends and even the muscular male protagonists don't have them. Like in certain shirtless scenes of they're stretched certain ways you can see the muscle outlines under the skin

But overall they look very healthy and you can still tell they are incredibly fit so seeing characters randomly on my dash with washboard abs is just so weird

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Feeling old, having an existential crisis

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me: wow I've been surprisingly unhorny the past few days

me, two days later: If I don't commit unspeakable acts to him I might die

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I must not order delivery

Delivery is the wallet killer

I can order delivery next week at the start of the new month

Until then I must abstain

Think of the budget

Delivery is the wallet killer

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WIP Wednesday

I'm back from the dead. Have a tiny bit of Catalyze

“I said, Isn’t that right, Captain Yamato?”

He blinked a few times before donning a polite, though tight, smile, “Yamato, at your service, interim captain of Sakura’s team. It’s a pleasure to meet you,” Giving you a stiff, deep bow, “I would be very grateful for a tour.”

“Men when they’re hungry, am I right?” Sakura gave a too-long laugh, and you nodded slowly in turn, eyes lingering for another moment at the man beside her as his expression teetered between overwhelmingly tense and something more mild.

“You honor me,” You finally said, “I would be more than happy to give you a tour.”

Rule number 2: If a shinobi asks something of you, you will accommodate them. To tell a shinobi “no” is to endanger your own life, and the lives of those most precious to you.

Friends were a special case, but even then, your mother had chastised you for denying Shion anything after he had begun wearing that headband… even her own direct orders. Sometimes it had felt like a blessing when you needed to get out of the house, blaming it on Shion or another shinobi, “They stopped me on the street and told me to come with them, I wanted to get home right after school, really I did.” “Shion asked me to teach him how to navigate by the stars, you know he’s a genin now.”

As an adult, you knew better.

You never knew who would handle being denied with grace, or who would make sure a “freak accident” happened to you. Shion you could deny on occasion, as you had grown up together, but it was not a habit to cultivate with strangers. Even haggling prices needed to be done with a level of tact you had never quite mastered. Matsuda Hideo did, and you were ever grateful for him.

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So much good tenzo art these past few days

I'm *living*

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Been an incredibly stressful week, but at least I've gotten quite a lot of cleaning done

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I need to make love to him tenderly