#otp conversations

[mynameismeowmeow]

Person A: I'm in love with you.

Person B: *shocked silence*

Person A: haha April Fools!

Person B: April fools was 4 days ago.

Person A: ...

Person A: *sprints away*

Person B, sprinting after them: YOU GET BACK HERE YOU LIL SHIT AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF

[mynameismeowmeow]

Person A: I can't wait til I can pick you up and hold you in my arms again.

Person B: There's no way you can hold me, I'm too heavy.

Person A: I can still hold you close!

Person B, holding their chest:♡.♡

[mynameismeowmeow]

A: I am a master of pickup lines!

B: You suck at pickup lines.

A: I do not!

B: The last pickup line you dropped was "are you 6 inches of running water-"

A, already wheezing: CUZ YOU SWEEPIN' ME OFF MY FEET

[mynameismeowmeow]

Person A: Those that are not attracted to me are wrong.

Person B: I guess we all got infected with dumb brain disease then

[mynameismeowmeow]

Person A: Are you the big spoon or little spoon?

Person B: I'm the meat tenderizer.

Person A: Aggressive, but okay.

Person C: I'm the nut grinder.

Person A: That's not a thing.

Person D: I'm the sugar tongs.

Person A: Cute, but confusing?

Person E: I'm the big spoon -

Person A: Perfect! Finally, a normal answer!

Person E: But like a REALLY big spoon. I won't fit in the drawer, I'm basically a ladel. I can fit a lot of liquid in me-

Person A: OKAY CONVERSATION OVER.

[mynameismeowmeow]

Person A: wanna come Netflix and chill?

Person B: Hell yeah I love scenery

*Later*

Person A: Dude where you at you said we'd chill?

Person B: I'm in Chile??? Where are u I got Netflix all pulled up?

Person A:

Person A: WHY ARE YOU IN CHILE?

Person B: You said we'd Netflix in Chile so I'm here waiting for you, has your plane not arrived yet?

Person A: YOU BOUGHT A PLANE TICKET TO CHILE AND DIDN'T GIVE ME ONE

Person B: YOU INVITED ME!

Person A, already taking off their clothes and packing them into s suitcase: YOURE SO FUCKING DUMB

[noxian-talon]

Talon: "These Ionian dumplings are great. I don't get why you don't like them."

Fate: "Because there's meat in it."

Talon: "Geez, what a pussy you are."

Fate: "I'd be fine with chicken."

Talon: "That's why you're that thin, chicken chest."

Fate: "I mean, chicken is fine."

Talon: "You have chicken legs! You are what you eat."

Fate: "Does that mean you are... a cow?"

Talon: "... Wanna try milking me?"