#poly james potter

[trstalks]

Sirius, Remus, and fuck it probably Regulus too all have the deer antler tattoos on their hips so that it frames James’ head when he’s going down on them. It’s like matching friendship tattoos. James has them too. Fuck it, so do Barty and Evan (they saw everybody else’s and got jealous)

[jaylienpotter]

Regulus: (in James's bed) James... We shouldn't keep doing this...

James: why not?

Regulus: it's wrong.

James: why?

Regulus: you know why.

James: is this about Lily?

Regulus: of course it is!

James: I've told you not to worry.

Regulus: I don't even know how you're okay with doing this! You didn't strike me as the type.

James: bloody hell, no need to attack me!

Regulus: what would people think?!

James: it doesn't matter, nobody needs to know!

Regulus: for fuck's sake, Potter! Seriously?!

James: I don't understand why this is suddenly a problem for you!

Regulus: yeah. I was stupid. I shouldn't have let you cheat in the first place.

James: cheat??

Regulus: you know what? Fuck this. I'm done.

James: Reg, wait! You know Lily knows about us, right?

Regulus:

Regulus: what?!

James: wait. All this time you thought I was doing it behind her back??

Regulus: well- aren't you??

James: no, of course not! (chuckles) Reggie, Evans and I are in an open polyamorous relationship.

Regulus: you- what?!

James: I thought you knew! You're not my 'side piece'. I like you.

Regulus: in what way...?

James: in an "I want to take you on a date and hold your hand" way.

Regulus:

Regulus: and Evans is fine with that?

James: yeah. She's got a thing with Mary.

Regulus: oh. Okay. Yeah, sure uh- I'd love to... Go on a date...

James: (hugs and kisses his cheek) can't believe you didn't know after all this time. You're an idiot.

Regulus: shut up Potter.

[daysofnights]

jegulily but they’re all poly and it takes them a truly horrific amount of time to realise they’re dating the same people

[somekindof-losersclub]

the sexual tension between me and writing rosestarkillerchaser fanfic is so strong

[remuslupininskirts]

Sirius: who wouldn’t be attracted to me? I’m hot as fuck

Remus:

Peter:

James * without thinking*: your brothers hotter

Sirius: James!??

James:

James *mortified*: I...um...

*Peter and Remus start to play best friends brother in the background*

[jaylienpotter]

Since I didn't post today, here's a snippet of a WIP!

For context, it's marauders with valkyries and slytherin skittles. Pandora said "never have I ever fancied someone in this room"

Marlene: Peter already answered. James! How many people?

James: *wide eyes and blushes* I- uh... Two...

Sirius: TWO?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN TWO?! WHO IS THE OTHER ONE?

James: I don't wanna say it...

Sirius: we tell each other everything! How do I not know you've fancied someone??

Marlene: I'm having so much fun.

James: I'm not!

Marlene: hush. One is Lily, the whole school knows. Who's the other?

James: *pause* If I die, it's your fault. *Looks at Sirius* Sooo Padfoot... Funny story...

Sirius: was it me??

James: uh no. Different Black...

Sirius: Regulus?!

James: yeah... (scratches the back of his neck) 

Sirius: *mouth dropped*

Regulus: *trying not to smile*

Sirius: *to his brother* bloody hell, you're smiling! You liked him too! What is going on?!

Barty: ain't past tense.

Regulus: Barty I'm this close to punching you in the face.

Barty: be my guest.

Regulus: *murder eyes, screaming inside*

Sirius: did you hook up?!

James: no! Nothing happened.

Barty: yet.

Regulus: Barty!

Barty: what? I'm being a wingman.

Regulus: stop! He's got Evans, you're making it weird!

James: alright, let's move on! Pads, your turn. Please don't kill me.