#rwbyjnpr

[drenosa]

Breakfast at Beacon...

RWBYJNP_: *Eating, partaking, chowing down and demolishing their morning meals*

Ren: *Joins with his tea and oatmeal* Morning.

RWBY_NP_: *Various greetings*

Jaune: Uh oh, I know that face.

Weiss: What face? Ren is not one for being overly expressive. No offense.

Ren: *Sipping tea* None taken.

Jaune: He's got a tell that means he's gonna share some knowledge that'll put you off-kilter for the rest of the day.

Weiss: ...

Ren: The gorilla is among the largest of primates, correct?

Weiss: Yes...

Ren: Despite this, it possesses the smallest genital-to-bodysize ratio. *Takes a spoonful of oatmeal*

RWBY_NP_: *Stunlocked* ...

Jaune: *Sighing* There's more...

Ren: Naturally. Anyone familiar with the original Baron Beringel movie?

Weiss: *Shakes off the stun* It's an Atlesian classic from just after the Great War. A tragedy about our world getting smaller, our encroachment on the last natural habitats, and a giant ape.

Ren: A fine movie indeed, the ape is a titan of its kind and also the last. That said, due to the aforementioned ratio, his penis would be just slightly larger than that of the average human, or Faunus, male. Meaning he could copulate with a human, or Faunus, female without too much issue.

RWBYJNP_: *Stunlocked*

Breakfast Hall: *Stunlocked*

Random Student: Ey, yo! What the fuck, dude?!

Weiss: *Wailing* Why is noone normal in this Gods-be-damned group!?

Yang: What's that supposed to mean, Weissicles?!

Weiss: *Points to Yang* Doubled-up on Mommy issues.

Yang: Fuck, going right for the jugular... 😟

Weiss: *Points to Blake* Mystery Smut Reader.

Blake: Correct, but very rude. 😑

Weiss: *Points to Ruby* Weapon-obsessed dolt.

Ruby: But weapons are so cool! ☹

Weiss: *Points to Jaune, squinting* You know...

Jaune: Erk... fair... 😓

Weiss: *Points to Nora* Nora!

Nora: Me! 😊

Weiss: *Points to Pyrrha* Social Anxiety personified!

Pyrrha: I'm sorry! 😭

Yang: And what about you, Ice Queen?

Weiss: *Points at herself* Nearly a decade of mental abuse by my bastard father and parental neglect by my alcoholic mother!

Yang: Oh-kay...

Weiss: So you understand why I'm particularly miffed when the one person I thought well-adjusted, in spite of his past years of trauma, turns out to like spouting ridiculous factoids!

Ren: Cope, mald and seeth.

[jirehlflynn]

Here are the whole members of team JNPR's appearance in my upcoming fanfic.

[polywantacracker2]

(Once again filling the time between asks with incorrect quotes)

1.

Weiss: Why is Jaune on the floor crying?

Ruby: he's drunk.

Weiss: And?

Ren: He saw a picture of our boyfriend.

Weiss: But he's our boyfriend?

Ren: I know.

2.

Jaune: I have a bad feeling about this...

Nora: What do you mean?

Jaune: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if your going to get into trouble?

Nora: No?

Weiss: That actually explains so much.

3.

Ruby: This was almost a great idea.

Blake: You just described 90 percent of our stuff.

4.

Blake: How high are you?

Pyrrha: I don't know how to say it in feet.

Yang: No, she's asking what drugs your on.

Pyrrha: Oh, antidepressants, why?

[enigma2meagain]

Slow to realize two things about Ace Ops and Ironwood as of Volume 8 EP 7 “War”.

1) If the Ace Ops had carried the bomb into Monstra like Ironwood originally intended, then yeah the whale MIGHT end up destroyed...but Ironwood would also throwing away his most elite members, which would also gravely weaken his side, especially since Salem can just use one of her god-given save states to come back, and there’s still a fuckton of Grimm to deal with. Ironwood might end up trying to pull people from Atlas Academy to replace the Ace Ops, or he might just end up throwing them at Salem in his current mental state.

2) The above also made me realize just how much Ironwood’s mentality is driven by this subtle notion that if someone or something isn’t useful to him, opposes him for any reason, or fails him in any way shape or form, they’re to be disposed of or simply never to be used again even if the circumstances had changed.

Case in Point:

Ironwood had the robot soldiers and automated Paladins in Volume 2 and 3 with the intent of using them to fight Grimm and reduce Huntsman casualties, but because of Cinder and Watts’ virus and Torchwick, they got hacked and turned against him.

By the time of Volume 7, Ironwood has consigned them to Mantle, a place he doesn’t care for and essentially disregarded their usefulness simply because of what happened in Volume 3. No consideration of trying to strengthen their digital defenses against hacks by guys like Watts (especially egregious given that it was noted that Atlas had improved anti-hacking measures according to Watts), no improvements or using their numbers to help at least make them more useful at defending Mantle.

He just dumps them there because they failed him, and thus they’re useless in his eyes, and we only ever see the robots in small groups of 2 or 3 thus undercutting their effectiveness as cannon fodder. Additionally because of this, he doesn’t have any disposable fodder to be able to buffer up the predominantly human forces against Salem and Monstra when they attack Atlas.

Amity Tower was his big plan to unite the world against Salem by re-establishing communications to help the world understand the true threat, but the minute Salem might be on his doorstep (not taking into when she did show up), Amity stops having any value to him despite the bulk of the Volume being oriented around the idea, and he dismisses anyone who notes the potential value of Amity after the Salem bit, regardless of how much he focused on it before that point. It doesn’t even seem to cross his mind to consider using Amity for something else/as a distraction to give Atlas more preparation time, or even just to multitask and try to get as much done as possible; he just straight up abandons it.

Then there’s the stuff with Team RWBY, JNPR, and Robin Hill. He was willing to have the former two as allies until they decided to oppose him for not unjustified reasons, and then it doesn’t matter how much sense they make, how much they’ve personally dealt with Salem’s forces; he straight up decides they’re worthless obstacles and wants them out of his way no matter how much doing so cripples his own side against Salem.

Hell, prior to that, Robin Hill was noted multiple times as a potential ally who could make a lot of his plans for Amity and Salem substantially easier, but because she did not conform to being a “useful tool” to him, he disregards her value and different insights and tries to have her arrested and shunted aside, with Yang and Blake having to be the ones to extend a hand to her behind his back.

The guy has a bad tendency to only value things up until they fail him what seems to be only ONCE or twice, and if they don’t conform to what he wants or thinks it should be, they’re useless to him. And that’s exactly what he seems to be doing to the Ace Ops, even in spite of their loyalty.

It’s also kind of a parallel to Salem, in that while Salem does more or less only value someone until they stop being useful, she usually at least is willing to give a chance for them to redeem/prove that they still have value to her, and only really goes for the nuclear option to those who fail repeatedly (Lionheart).

EDIT: I know this seems super obvious and I’ve probably noted something like this in the past, but it’s something that I really noticed once I considered Ironwood’s mindset even before recent events.

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[howlsofbloodhounds]

This is a RWBYJNPR song.

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These two feel like Yang songs. [The movie these songs came from is also about horses. Beehaw, my yorse comrades.]

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Blake singing to Yang?

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Raven at Qrow when they were younger and before things went to Hell.

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This one could work for nearly every character.

Ruby, Jaune, Blake & Yang after volume 3, Qrow during volume 6 and after 7x12, Ozpin. And with the soldier parts, it could even apply to Winter, Clover or Ironwood.

Maybe even Neo after Roman's death.

[polywantacracker2]

Nice

So, how the reletionship started?

Jaune: Funnily enough we actually started as two completely separate Polycules that eventually just....came together.

Ruby: Yeah, on our side Blake and Yang had already been dating for a year when Weiss managed to tone down the tsundere and admit she likes me-

Weiss: Hey!

Ruby: You know it's true! Anyway after that me and Yang introduced her and Blake to eachother and-

Yang: Instant sexual tension!

Blake: I've been involved in activism since I was a child and Weiss's families company had done some shady things so the antagonism just sorta came naturally but-

Nora: "Oh no she's hot!"

Blake *blushing*: Basically.

Ruby: I'd been low key attracted to Blake for a while and even if it took awhile Yang and Weiss eventually grew on eachother to. So one day we sat down talked it out and we were together!

Jaune: On our end I'd been the oblivious crush for Pyrrha for a....embarrassingly long time.

Ren: And me and Nora had known eachother and been dancing around our feelings for years.

Nora: Long story short one night we were all drinking and I was so drunk and fed up with all the pining I locked Jaune and Pyrrha in a closet and snogged Ren then and there!

Pyrrha: After that we were dating individually until-

Ren: Until Nora got drunk again and made several comments and innuendo on how attractive she found Jaune and Pyrrha.

Pyrrha *bright red*: One thing led to another and before we knew it we all awoke in the same bed.

Yang: Wow getting drunk really played a big roll in you guys side of things huh?

Jaune: Heh, yeah yeah....

Ruby: Anyways me and Jaune had through all of this already been freinds completely oblivious to eachothers love lives-

Jaune: We'd actually it turned out we both had small crushes on eachother for a while.

Ruby: Right! But anyways one day we were talking and it FINALLY came out that we were both in polyamorous relationships.

Jaune: Obviously we both immediately decided we needed to get everybody together-

Nora: But not like together together. We were all just really interested in meeting people with a relationship like ours in real life!

Yang: But low and behold we all became freinds and things escalated from there. Me Nora and Pyrrha developed a more... intense mutual attraction hanging out at the gym.

Weiss: I immediately found Pyrrha desirable and she was...patient with me.

Ruby: Hah! You admit you were full tsundere!

Weiss *elbowing Ruby in the side*: Shut it!

Blake: Me and Ren were easily the most...subdued members of our groups and bonded over it.

Ren: And things continued like that until we got where we are now.

[polywantacracker2]

(More random nonsense while I wait for asks)

RWBYJNPR at breakfast

Phyrra: So! What's everyone's plans for today?

Blake: I have a protest I helped organize, it's for an important issue if not one I'm particularly passionate about personally, but it's a favor to a freind and last time I wasn't there to reel in that particular group they almost committed eco terrorism.

Weiss: I've got a big exam coming up so I'll be studying all day.

Ruby: I'm going to let Weiss get JUST enough done before dragging her out of the house for her own good!

Weiss: Hey!

Nora: I actually finally got a audition thanks to my favorite agent!

Ren: And I'll be driving her to the audition.

Jaune: What kind of audition is it?

Nora: If I get the part then I'll be in a commercial!

Ren: Well she'll be the pair of human hands pouring the food in a cat food commercial.

Ruby: It's a starts!

Yang: I actually got work today. So Phyr, what are your plans?

Phyrra: You know that one girl at the gym that's been getting on our nerves?

Nora *with her mouth full*: Tha bish Harried?

Phyrra: Yes Harriet, let's just say on my last solo gym visit she finally mouthed off too far and I informed it was time to put up or shut up.

Yang: Ooh! What ya doing?

Phyrra: We're taking things to the ring, Jaune's gonna be my corner man.

Jaune: And you'll both need a traimed medic on hand.

Weiss: IN-training medic..

Jaune: Hey its better than nothing!

Nora: Break her legs sweetheart!

Yang: Yo lover boy don't forget to us a recording and at least a few pictures of that throw down!

Jaune: Don't worry I will.

Ruby: Ooh! When's it starting!

Phyrra: We're to meet up for round one in about a hour.

Ruby: Great! Me and Weiss will come along to cheer you on!

Weiss: Ruby! Already said I have to-

Ruby: You can study later! Supporting somone close to weather it's your girlfriend or your sister when she's punching somone in the face is way more important!

Yang: Hell yeah sis!

Blake: Somedays I REALLY wonder about you two's childhood.

[polywantacracker2]

Do you study or work guys?

Weiss: most of us are in college but some of us work full or part time. I'm a buisness major.

Ruby: I'm studying engineering.

Yang: I'm a mechanic

Nora: I'M actually trying to make it as a actress! And Rens my agent!

Ren: On the side. I'm mostly focusing on my work as a psychology student.

Blake: Most of my work is none profit.

Pyrrha: I'm attending college on a athletics scholarship and...I'm not really sure what I want to do afterwards...

Jaune *patting her reassuringly on the shoulder*: It's alright we all know you will eventually. And I'm actually studying medicine!