Jun 13, 2020
Trouble: So, you and Fowl are friends?
(Earlier)
Holly, to Artemis: BITCH!
(Now)
Holly: Pretty much!
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Trouble: So, you and Fowl are friends?
(Earlier)
Holly, to Artemis: BITCH!
(Now)
Holly: Pretty much!
Kate: So, you and Missy are friends?
(Earlier)
12, to Missy: BITCH!
(Now)
12: Pretty much!
Moon: *shows a picture of a random seawing* What do you see here?
Darkstalker: It’s Fathom!
Moon: Incorrect. *shows another picture of a random seawing*
Darkstalker: It’s Fathom!!!
Moon: Incorrect! *shows another picture of a random seawing*
Darkstalker: IT’S FATHOM!!!!!!!!!!!
Moon: INCORRECT!!! *shows picture of fathom*
Darkstalker:
Moon:
Darkstalker:
Moon:
Darkstalker: Your mom?
Pyrrha [internally]: "Seducing teammates"... that woman has no idea what she's talking about.
Pyrrha [out loud]: Jaune! You're coming in me tonight!
Jaune: You mean I'm coming *with* you, right?
Pyrrha: I KNOW WHAT I SAID!
H.Chandler: OH, SO YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, DO YOU?! ALRIGHT THEN, HERE'S A JOKE FOR YOU!
H.Duke: Go on.
H.Chandler: Knock-knock
H.Duke: Who's there?
H.Chandler: GO FUCK YOURSELF!
A Day in the Life of the RWBY Husbands 18: The Husbands after their wedding nights
Oscar/Jaune/Sun/Neptune/Ren: *after sex* So wait, does this mean I just got laid?"
Ruby/Weiss/Blake/Yang/Nora: "Sure. Why not?"
Oscar/Jaune/Sun/Neptune/Ren: "Awesome! *gets their cellphones and group video chats with the husbands' group and starts singing* I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD. A WOMAN LET ME PUT MY PENIS INSIDE OF HER. I JUST HAD SEX AND I'LL NEVER GO BACK TO THE NOT-HAVING-SEX WAYS OF THE PAST.
Ezor: You did WHAT?!
Acxa: Oh yeah, I might have slept with him
Ezor: But he's your enemy!
Acxa: Everyone gets lonely sometimes
Ezor: He tried to stab you with his sword!
Acxa: So I tripped a little
Ezor: And what?! You landed on his penis?!
Maki: I want you to do something. Kaito: Uh… Okay… Maki: Look at my face. Kaito: Okay… Maki: Just look at it. Kaito: Maki… Maki: No, no. Keep looking. Kaito: I am looking! Maki: No, you’re not. Look harder. Kaito: Is there a point to this? Maki: Yes, so look as hard as you can. Kaito: Alright! Maki: Focus on every part of my face. Kaito: Alright, alright, I’m doing it! Maki: Now. Does it look like I give a fuck?