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[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 95

Officer: Okay, so are you Jason?

Jason: Give me my stuff!

Officer: Okay... we got an enemies list, and several expletive laced letters to someone named "Bruce."

Officer: Also, I feel that I should warn you that you are way past the legal limit on pocket lint.

Jason: What I do in the privacy of my pockets is my business alone! You can't treat me like this! I know people who pay taxes!

Jason: And where are my knucks?!

Officer: Brass knuckles are illegal in New Jersey, and the rest of the country.

[dragonflavoredcake]

Helsknight, sitting in his base: Man, I can't believe how much I hate everything.

[Knock on the door]

Hels: *answers the door*

Ariana Griande, leaning against the doorway and batting her eyelashes: Hey there, Hels. I'm Ariana. I just moved in next door. I'm a famous pop star, and I'd just love to get to know you better~

Hels: I don't care who the IRS sends, I am NOT paying taxes!

Hels: *slams the door shut*

Ariana Griande:

Ariana Griande, into a walkie talkie: It didn't work.

[bwaybby09]

Jon M. Chu: If Cynthia jumped of a cliff, would you?

Ariana Grande:

Jon M. Chu: Ari!

Ariana Grande: (stutters) I mean it depends…

Jon M. Chu: Don’t jump off a cliff!

Ariana Grande: Well, I wasn’t planning on it!

Jon M. Chu: But if Cynthia jumped, you would?

Ariana Grande:

Jon M. Chu: Ari!

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Donatello: Raphael has a strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about ANY given topic, watch.

Donatello: Hey Raphael, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

Raphael: Gutzon Borglum, then his son finished it. Why?

Donatello: What state is it in?

Raphael: I don't know, Ecuador or something?

[just-another-mha-blog]

Fuyumi: Shoto! Get ready for dinner.

Shoto: I want to go get dinner with Midoriya. He's getting soba.

Fuyumi: Well, if Midoriya jumped off a cliff, would you?

Shoto: ...

Fuyumi: SHOTO!

Shoto: Well, I-! I mean, it depends!

Fuyumi: Don't! Jump off! A cliff!

Shoto: Well, I wasn't planning on it.

Fuyumi: But if Midoriya did, you would?!

Shoto: ...

Fuyumi: SHOTO!

[ninjaturtlecosmo]

Latula: We're having salads for dinner tonight.

Mituna: Kurloz said we were having burgers!

Latula: If Kurloz jumped off a cliff, would you?

Mituna:............

Latula: MITUNA!

Mituna: I mean-- It depends!

Latula: Don't jump off a cliff, Mituna!

Mituna: I wasn't planning on it!

Latula: But if Kurloz jumped, you would??

Mituna:.............

Latula: MITUNA!

[mosaic-marshlands]

Smartass: I still don't see why we just can't take him to an abandoned house somewhere and tell him it's Mount Vernon.

Greasy: Boss, Psycho has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. Its anyone's guess as to what he does or doesn't know about any given topic. Watch. *gestures to Wheezy*

Wheezy: *turns to Psycho in the back of the van* Hey, Psycho? Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

Psycho: *not looking up from his razor* Gutzon Borglum. He oversaw the project from 1927 until his death in 1941. Then his son, Lincoln Borglum, took over and completed the monument later that same year. Why?

Wheezy: Uh-huh. And what state is it in?

Psycho: *freezes* Uh... Ecuador?

[smoothiebary]

(Based off a tiktok I saw)

Dennis: "Dr. Robby said we were having burgers!"

Trinity: "If Dr. Robby jumped off a cliff would you?"

Dennis: ...

Trinity: "Dennis!'

Dennis: "Well- i- mean I mean it depends!"

Trinity; "Don't jump off a cliff!"

Dennis: "Well I wasn't planning on it."

Trinity: "But if Dr. Robby did you would!?"

Dennis: ....

Trinity: "Dennis!"