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[secretsdcblog]

Bruce, texting: Call me

Tim, texting back: Give me a couple minutes I can't find my phone

Bruce: Oh, okay

Tim:

Bruce:

Tim:

Bruce: You're a terrible child. You're killing me, Tim. You're killing your father.

[squilfmybeloved]

trinity: why does dr abbot call you babygirl

robby: i think we should stop talking.

[i-miss-clouds-i-miss-byler]

Bucky: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off.

Yelena: What? No, I-

John: *walks in*

Bucky: *clenches fist*

[leblogreblog]

Damian: *being rude to Tim again*

Tim, after pulling second 48h shift this week and absolutely Done: One more word and I'm gonna fuck your grandad and give him a heir he'll actually want

Damian:

[alien-slushie]

Mr. Lancer: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you have lost throughout your life-

Danny: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Tucker: Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Sam: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 5 years!

Tucker: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Danny: Mental stability, my old friend!

[fivedrinksamy]

Ilya: nice hands, Hollander

Shane: uh, thanks?

Ilya: I bet they'd look really good wrapped around my-

Hayden (while closing his kids' ears): BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!

Ilya: wow, Pike, chill. I was gonna say they'd look great wrapped around my own hands. What were you thinking?

[fmajorenthusiast]

Columbia: Woah, Frankie. You look tired

Frank: Yeah. Last night I found out Brad Majors is a sleep talker

Columbia: Really?

Frank: 'the Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell'. Right. In. My. Ear. At 2:00AM

[fodlans-most-depressed]

Original post by @incorrect-three-houses-quotes.