#source: text message

[incorrect-multiverse]

Mulder, texting: hey gorjus

Mulder, texting: georgus

Mulder, texting: jorgus

Scully, texting: almost there

Mulder, texting: gorjeus

Scully, texting: u got this

Mulder, texting: gorjous

Mulder, texting: fuck this

Mulder, texting: ur bad i want u.

[incorrect-pokevillains]

Archie: Are you judging me?

Maxie: When am I not?

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav, to Gale: Shut up. Not in a rude way. Shut up in a gentle way. Shut up, darling.

[marsdeathdefiances]

*texting*

Achilles: I was just thinking about u

Patroclus: it is an interesting letter :)

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 10:09 am --

TG: roses r red

TG: tony hawk is a skater

AR: I'm in the shower right now, I'll get back to you later.

-- autoResponder [AR] ceased pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 10:09 am --

-- timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 10:15 am --

TT: Fuck you.

[hex-wittebane]

Hunter: Can we normalize guys complimenting other guys?

Gus: You're killing it, my guy.

Matt: Superb idea fellow dude.

Ed: Nice dick, homie.

[jasonsthunderthighs]

*Jason textin Roy*

Jason: Can you preheat the safehouse? I'm on my way back.

Roy: What are you, banana bread?

Jason: Be very careful with what you say next.

[incorrect-vrains-quotes]

Aqua: Are you flirting with me?

Earth: I'm trying. I have no idea what I'm doing.