#taemuse

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interviewer: so tell us something about yourself

peter p: *unprepared* i- i was born at a very young age

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Peter: where are my pyjamas?

Tony: pyjamas?

Peter: yeah!! didn't i say i needed some PJs when you asked me if i needed something?

Tony: y-you meant pyjamas?!

Peter: yes

Peter:

Peter: mr. stark... what did you do?

Tony *quietly*: i thought you meant private jets

Peter: WHAT?!

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seokjin: the only thing that's more handsome than me is the mirror.

jungkook: that's some confidence! hope you never lose it :)

me: crying hours open 24/7 366/365

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liam: hey zayn, can you help me with this maths problem?

zayn: ugh i hate maths

zayn: *solves the sum in seconds*

liam: ...didn't you just say you hate maths?

zayn: that doesn't mean i don't KNOW maths

liam: sometimes i don't get your logic

zayn: neither do i

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jungkook: today i overthought about overthinking about overthinking

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the damn eyes

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ah yes, vampire seokjin

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i just think that yoongi