#tw vape

[sweatydjoshoes]

Joe Keery as Gator Tilman with a vape.

[2kiran]

MDNI 18+ | TOP!READER | VAPING

He catches you leaning against the wall—one of your arms pressed against your chest while the other holds up your vape. He sees the way you inhale, your lips briefly wrapped around the mouth piece before you let go, exhaling a thick mist.

Fuck, if that doesn’t immediately turn him on.

He corners you afterwards, his hands shoving at your shoulders to force you into sitting down on the edge of the bed. You hear him muttering a low “I’m sorry” as he straddles your thighs, his trembling fingers unbuckling your belt and pulling your zipper down.

By then, you don’t remember how it happens, but he lowers himself to let his clenching hole slowly yet deliberately swallow the girth of your cock. You smile faintly in response to the heat clinging around you, the expression crooked, but it has him biting back a whimper.

Once he’s settled, you lazily take a drag from your e-cigarette and puff it into the space between the two of you. The cloud curls against his face, and it’s intoxicating—the scent is too sweet and too intense, and it makes him firmly roll his hips against yours in approval.

[ttt0th3b0n3]

breakfastttt

[pathojon]

i dotn fink you shouldbe doign that man!!!! What you SHOULD be doing tho!!! Is doign.THAT man instead!!!!!

[perma-kiddo]

[m00nsh-ne]

my Dispatch headcanons in no particular order

- flambae loves challenging robert to stupid contests/challenges: who can catch the villain first, who can down their coffee the fastest, etc. it’s usually just a silly little game, but sometimes it escalates and they can get HORRIBLY competitive. the first time the team went to a fair was also the last time the team went to the fair—a ban initiated surprisingly not by robert but the z-team after seeing what happened (spoilers: they went through like, SO many carnival games it was genuinely mind-numbing. spent a solid 5 hours in there. they kept a tally, robert and flambae; at the end of it it was 52-3. robert walked out of there with a burnt shirt. and the ends of his hair smarted. and a burning carnival behind him. while dragging an incapacitated flambae behind him. good day, all things considered.)

- the arcade is literally just the headcanon above but so much worse because, instead of grumbling about the fair being for losers, all of the z-team is in on it. you know those air hockey tables (american at the very least) arcades typically have? they have been upended. multiple times. and like, so many brawls. the amount of arcades the z-team have been kicked out of rival the number of bars they’re banned from, and not like they have any money to spend, anyway—they have all lost SO much money from placing bets on who wins the arcade games it is genuinely a miracle none of them have filed for bankruptcy from just the sheer amount of cash they had been rid of in the arcade. also all of them fail so utterly spectacularly at the claw machines it deserves its own personal documentary for how much of an actual phenomenon it is. (this also has its own betting system within the z-team, but it usually dissolves into someone giving up their entire wallet becoming hellbent on getting one specific plushie while the rest of them team cheers them on. it absolutely never ends well.)

- coupe and flambae have an incredibly close familial bond as “dickhead older brother and quiet, intimidating younger sister”. theyre quiet with their affection, as you’d expect from both of them; falling asleep on one another on the couch, staring down asshole strangers for hurling invective at the other even if they’re both aware that each of them don’t need it at all, silent offerings of beer and sweets after a mission goes sour (beignets/crinkle cookies for coupe specifically. argue with the wall). theyre also weirdly efficient and good cooks when paired together. makes sense for a knife wielding assassin and arsonist one supposes, but still something strange to think about. (spreading my coupe & flambae sibling agenda don’t mind me)

- in addition to being a vaper, prism is also a religious bubblegum chewer. she tries to keep the chewing to a minimum when she has her earpiece because she’s not an asshole though, instead pulling out gum during breaks and after hours. also probably chooses the most insane-sounding, esoteric gum flavor to ever be heard of. robert asks her what flavor of gum she has and she casually answers “raspberry cotton candy uranium” (idfk man). also likely VERY protective of her gum

- (kind of canonically but whatever) robert likes eclairs. and almond croissants. don’t question how i know that i just do. invisigal enjoys ube donuts and generally just ube flavored things (prophetic vision i got from a dream not clickbait). I also think flambae would enjoy jam filled donuts

- robert and flambae spar together frequently—sometimes in order to work up robert’s muscle and build after losing so much of it during his coma (as was agreed), most of the time to let loose pent up rage and steam by beating the absolute shit out of each other (not an agreed factor. not verbally, anyway. definitely a pleasantly welcomed one though). its been a system they’ve kept up for a while now, starting as a quiet way of offering peace after the whole mecha man reveal which stuck (I also like to think that flambae and robert used to just full on get into fights, and this acts as sort of a consensual, friendly revamp of that). time usually fluctuates, usually during after hours for obvious reasons but sometimes lunch break and even morning if needed. one time flambae made the mistake of letting robert spar with him without realizing how much anger robert was suppressing that day, thinking it would be a quick warm up for him (the normies so weak, it feels like one anyway). got absolutely pummeled with robert pausing midway and going “oh shit woops sorry” after accidentally beating the ever-loving shit out of flambae. had to take the first half of the shift off.

- sometimes when he’s especially pissed off and tired because it’s been a long shift and a z-team member is quipping him, if they haven’t relented after about a minute, robert will just snap his attention to them and stare. like, most deadpan, intimidating stare, similar to the one he pulled toward the bartender in ep 7—just full on peering into the soul. after that whoever was teasing him earlier just kind of gulps, realizing they fucked up, and just go quiet. robert then just simply goes back to whatever he was doing originally, his expression morphing back to normal as if he didn’t just stare at someone with the gaze of a murderer with nothing to lose a moment ago. none of the z-team ever bully him for it because they’re being honest they’re lowkey scared of him for it. . .

[riondisease]

finally finished rendering yayyyy

[yoylecakeyum]

For fun don’t take it too seriously 💗