#twilight thoughts

[cullenfamilytherapist]

Jacob and Bella would be divorced by their thirties and you shan’t convince me otherwise.

[kintsukoi]

Twilight Thoughts: JJK Ino Takuma (NSFW) ✨

Warnings: (18+/NSFW/MDNI): very brief mention of intruder fantasies A/N: Because Ino needs more love...

This man is the human embodiment of earnestness

All he wants to do is please you, and he will go to great lengths to do it

Any position, any type of toy, anything you want to use, anytime, anywhere: over a railing, pressed to the glass, on the counter, against the wall, under a table, in the hall, bathroom stall, at the mall, in the club he’ll show you love, in the shower - fuck you for hours, he can’t stop, you’re just too hot (you get the picture)

Ino is a big fan of education and you’re his teacher. He wants to learn EVERYTHING about you, especially the things that get your pussy to swimming pool-levels of wetness

High-key has a thing for older women - big MILF energy

His praise kink is real. So smug when he makes you cum so hard you’re shaking from head to toe and tears of ecstasy are running down your cheeks in mascara-streaked tracts. The messier you look, the prouder he is (like he aced a test he’d been secretly studying for since he first laid eyes on you). A well-placed compliment during sex and the man revs up 200000%: hips and glutes jackhammering you into the mattress or wherever else you happen to be fucking

Dry humping is one of his favourite things (especially if you’ve got his black sweater on with nothing else underneath)

Loves to casually slip a hand under the loose collar of the sweater you're wearing (read: his) and caress your breasts as you're cuddled next to each other on the couch, "watching" something on TV

He’d be reduced to soft, whimpered moans as you grind into him on the couch, hips drawing circles on the tops of his muscular thighs, core applying pressure to his rapidly stiffening cock with each go-round

And when he can’t take any more, he’ll fold you in half and settle his weight between your legs, pushing up against you just so until you’re panting into his mouth in between kisses when your tongues aren’t sliding past one another because you just can’t get enough of each other's taste

Ino Takuma LIVES to eat pussy, especially when it’s through your panties: will lick and suck and tease his way through cotton/silk/satin/lace until that item of clothing is completely drenched with his spit and your juices (feels like that man is trying to quench his thirst with your body)

If you want him to indulge your intruder fantasies, he would totally comply and fuck you with that black mask over his face

Aftercare? Ino’s got you covered. Tell him what you need ONCE and he’ll literally take notes on his phone so that you’ve got that warm washcloth, glass of water, etc. every single time.

A massive cuddler, especially after sex. Expect to fall asleep to him spooning you, his arms wrapped tightly around your waist and him breathing softly into your hair (he will literally be dreaming about making love to you again and again)

[the-volturi-diaries]

a thought: you know that post about Bella just driving to the Cullens house in the middle of the night to ask them questions about vampires?

Sister Swan does something very similar.

But, of course, her lover lives in Italy (with monthly visits to Forks to see her) so instead it's a group chat/email chain/whatever where the Volturi members chime in about thier historical experiences/lives as vampires.

And eventually, Sister Swan brings something up that one of them told her...which is very different from what one of the Cullens told Bella, which leads to them realizing that a vampire that drinks human blood vs a vampire that drinks animal blood are two VERY different experiences. So it ends with the Swan sisters sitting on Bella's bedroom floor and making a compare/contrast list of EVERYTHING they know and Edward + the Volturi lover just walk in on them like

[mylittleswan]

Sometimes I think about how Edward Cullen could hear everything going on in Bella’s body, especially her stomach digesting. Her gastrointestinal activity. He knew when she had to fart. He knew when she was trying not to fart. He knew the fart was coming before she did.

[the-twiilight-diaries]

animals being terrified of vampires makes perfect sense lore-wise but it's so sad and unfair because Alistair should have gotten to keep his horse and his falcons and im still so sad about it

[tikiki05]

Don’t know if this has made it to tumblr yet, but people have started making the brilliantly accurate comparison in that Dispatch is just Twilight for men and goddamn it could not be more right

[the-wolf-moon-diaries]

a random embry thought:

I've always personally headcanoned Embry as a HUGE fantasy nerd, but especially for LoTR...and it suddenly occurred to me that the Peter Jackson LoTR films all came out in the years leading up to the events of the Twilight Saga and watching those movies with his best friends was probably so important to him.

Like...

Embry who has a beat-up, mismatched set of the series pieced together from garage sales and thrifting. He doesn't care that they don't match, that he's read them so much that they are falling apart, covered in scotch tape with pages glued back in. He reads those books over and over and over again.

Embry begging Quil (who has read the books and is ALMOST as big of a fan as Embry) and Jacob (who has literally NEVER read the books) to go with him to Forks to watch the movies together. And they tease him and act like they won't go but of course they do because that's thier best friend, you know?

Embry re-reading every book before watching the movie and making little notes in his head about what they changed, what he liked, whatever he didn't like.

Tiffany drove them to the first one, Quil's mom drove them to the second one, and Harry Clearwater drove them to the last. Harry liked LoTR as well and he and Embry talked about the books. It later occurs to Embry (as well as the others) that this was the last normal thing they did with Harry before things really started getting strange on the reservation and Harry, as well as many other people at home, became more distant, more focused on a danger the boys could not see. They were too young and too happy to see it coming.

Embry who is so stoked when Quil and Jake give him a DVD of the first movie for his birthday, watching it together on the old, barely working television at Embry's place and eating strawberry cake.

Embry who was just a kid that loved fantasy and watching movies with his best friends and being totally normally.

Embry watching that movie over and over again after he shifts and before his friends do, because he misses them so much it hurts and it's all he can think to do.

Embry who loved stories about dark, perilous adventures and monsters and the people who defeat the evil that lurks in the dark...and now he has to live such a story.

Turns out, those are only fun to read about.

(and I keep coming back to this one Sam quote from the first book...Sam was the only member of the party who had not been over the river before. He had a strange feeling as the slow gurgling river slipped by: his old life lay behind in the mist, dark adventure lay in front.)

[vamp8687]

My Roman Empire is that most of the Volturi member’s names in twilight wouldn’t be their actual given names.

◽️Aro: Akrodamos, Aristandros or Arandros.

After some googling, Aristandros seems the most plausible? Meaning “Best man” or “Excellent Man”.

Aro’s era was Mycenaean Greece. Their script was Linear B, this offered the first written records of the Greek language and from what I’ve read Aro would be a shorten version of Aristandros.

◽️Caius: Kassondros, Gaius

So Caius is actually a Latin name (Gaius), it wouldn’t have existed in 1300 BC and certainly not in Mycenaean Greece. Caius probably would have changed his name. After some more googling, the authentic Mycenaean Greek name that could have at least evolved or be changed into Caius would be Kassandros.

◽️Marcus: Areimenes, Makhawon.

Again Marcus is from Latin origin 😭 If we take the Roman god of war, Mars, the equivalent in 1300bc Greece would be Ares. Following that, it could have been Areimenes. However if you want the same “Ma” sound then Makhawon is more fitting, derived from the word makhe meaning “battle”.

◽️Jane: Iohanna, Jehanne.

The name Jane didn’t exist until centuries after 800AD (when she was born). She was born to an Anglo-Saxon woman and Frankish soilder father. Iohanna would be rare in Anglo-Saxon England, but her father being Frankish could bring in some Latin names. This name would have evolved into Jane. Jehanne is the older French form of Iohannes. The name would have still been uncommon but with Frankish influence could be plausible? Only issue is most Jehannes are documented way later than 800 AD.

◽️Alec: Alexander/Alric.

OK HEAR ME OUT!! Alexander would have been rare for English commoners but with his father being a Frankish soilder, a more Roman sounding name like Alexander would have fit. Frankish empire obsessed with Roman heritage so it could have fit? But a more Saxon name would have been Alric, more acceptable for locality. Personally I like both, I suppose Alric would fit better historically.

Disclaimer❕I am in no way, shape or form a history expert, I just enjoy learning about history as a pastime, therefore created my following thoughts and analysis on the Volturi coven from twilight❕

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