nct as things my asian squad has said
title stolen from @caiuscassiuss but this is actual things my asian squad said and done [this includes me]::
taeil: “watch insidious? well i might piss myself. i screamed throughout the jungle book.”
sm: “all important pictures of the slideshow should be sent to the chat.”
taeyong: “hold on, i have pictures of my cat.”
sm: “don’t send th.....”
taeyong: “too late.” *14 incoming messages*
johnny: “is the picture saying that an alien and a monkey was getting it on and got freaky with each other and that’s how humans were made?”
yuta: “i like your profile picture it gives major death vibes and its kind of a turn on.”
kun: “those little humans are going to be all over the place - yes you can practically smell the teenage desperation everywhere.”
doyoung: “i did crap and got an A - this is why it is important to be friends with the teacher plebs.”
ten: “hello fellas, i’m salty as hell -bitch spelt my name wrong, we’ve been friends for two years.”
chenle: *puts hand on winwin’s shoulder* “do we ever do anything embarrassing when we go out?”
winwin: “yes, every time now don’t touch me. mom made me bring you guys out.”
johnny: *sees jaehyun taking off his shirt* “why are you taking off your clothes?”
jaehyun: “i’m about to do some serious business on the couch.” *pulls pants down.*
jungwoo: “hey do you want to feel my ass? its soft.”
doyoung: “maybe when we go back to school, i don’t want to get a sued for sexual harassment on the sidewalk.”
mark: “hey guys look *hits chicken leg against the table* i’m beating my meat.”
lucas: “i would let jasmine from the live-action aladdin choke me.“
xiaojun: * sees ten holding a subway cup * “hey where did you get Starbucks from?”
hendery: “shut up, kun is about to spit mad knowledge to these youths.”
mark: “do you know the last verse in the Bible?”
yangyang: “the Lord finessed and was finished.” *chef kiss gesture*
renjun: “i can’t watch this fuckery alone and nor can i watch it at night.”
haechan: “he has shit taste in music so his opinion doesn’t count.”
jaemin: “just turned legal - finally old enough to be a hoe” *farkle voice * “hello ladies."
jeno: “i’m sorry, we can’t go out, i have a way of attracting grown ass people and i think i might shit myself - we’re literally the jail bait club.”
chenle: “renjun is trying to kill a cricket in the kitchen - random but i think you should all know in case our dorm catches on fire.”
jisung: “stop!”
taeil: “wait are you getting embarrassed? quick johnny do it again.”
renjun: “i can’t drive i might die - on second thought, that wouldn’t be too bad, guys i’m leaving with the car.”
yuta talking about a Popsicle in the grocery: “its so hard when i put it in my mouth.”
johnny on the other end of the lane: “boy, you nasty.”
ten with stickers on his face and juice stains on his pants: these kids are so disgusting i swear i’m going to yeet one of them down the stairs.”
