#witchersexual

[eggcompany]

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Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel/Jaskier | Dandelion, Lambert/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Eskel (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion Additional Tags: No Smut, No Sex, Jaskier learns about the witchers, Pack Cuddles, snuggles, Cute, Short One Shot Summary:

Jaskier learns a lot about the witchers the first winter he stays at Kaer Morhen

[mothpiercings]

anyway i think the writers of the witcher r cowards and if they had any backbone or good ideas they would give jaskier so much screentime n also a witcher love interest

[misterstalker]

[j-hauke]

I’m Witchersexual, show me a photo of any witcher and I’ll want to climb them. Letho, Eskel, Lambert, Geralt, Vesemir, Coën, Gaetan. Don’t get me started on Kiyan, fuck I wish there was a way to fix him. I want to wrap him the softest blankets that exist and tell him it’s going to be ok. Just a name of a Witcher will make me want to climb them.

I need an intervention

[taco-slap]

If you want geraskiel prompts let me know because I have brain rot and no writing ability. I’m happy to throw lambert in there too bc he deserves nice things.

[tee-aitch-official]

Jaskier: So in this episode, Khloe is just talking shit about Kim's kids and Kim is like, bitch whatchu say.

Geralt: Uh-huh.

Jaskier: Also did you know that Kim and Pat are used in example sentences in all the big grammars like Quirk etc. because the grammarians apparently thought there were only two short gender neutral names.

Geralt: Mm-hm.

Jaskier: Exactly my point, dear heart, Jask is such a lovely name, innit, for girls and boys and enbies and anyone really.

Lambert: *to Eskel* Geralt's heart eyes are disgusting.

Eskel: 😍

Lambert: *to heavens above* And he's apparently got two witchers under his spell. Ugh.

Lambert: *to Jaskier* Sorry, sweetcheeks, you were saying?

[cylin-aka-ankamo]

Witcher Harem AU I blame Kate.

Got to Twitter for the full version I can’t believe I created a twitter just for smut now...

[partssoldseparately]

I had this dream and i cant get it out of my head: God I Hate Shakespeare from Something Rotten except its sung by Geralt and Jaskier sings the parts of the guy going “he’s brilliant, what majesty flows from his pen✨😌”