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All these “wolverine gets passed around the x-mansion like a blunt” jokes are ignoring the obvious. Scott summers is equally a whore. Logan may be the mansions communal top but Scott’s the communal bottom.
Jean grey, Madelyn Pryor, Emma frost, wolverine, angel, psychlocke, storm, pretty sure Polaris is in there somewhere.
Cyclops is a slut. Get it right.
happy pride month!🏳️🌈🦋
Love seeing kon shipart and having to stop and figure out if it’s Tim or Cass. The identical adopted siblings with the same boyfriend <33333
The only thing consistent between Charles in the Xmen movies and comics is the gay ass shit he’s got going on with magneto and his ability to always say the worst possible thing to someone going through it.
What’s the worst fanon batfam take I hold onto despite hating the rest?
Cass uses ASL
They’re all gay
Civilian!Jason would’ve been an English teacher
Wayne family adventures isn’t bad, it’s just silly.
They’re all siblings.
If any of them take on the Batman mantle it would be cass
Batman keeps bat shaped lollipops in his belt
Everyone jokes about Scott summers being a cheater but like (and I swear I’m not defending cheating) he was at the lowest point of his life both physically and mentally. He went through severe psychological trauma that messed up his powers and his relationship. He went to a licensed therapist and friend, one who had helped his friend (Bobby Drake) in the past.
They didn’t even have physical sex. It was all telepathic and pushed by his therapist as “sex therapy” to fix his relationship. (and it wasnt even Emma to Scott it was a mental hallucination of Jean by Emma)
He said several times that he didn’t want it, even saying and I fucking quote “I don’t feel safe here”. And even after he was pushed into the “therapy” later on when given to chance to get hanky panky with Emma physically he declined.
I’m not saying Emma was a rapist or Jean was in the wrong for initially being piseed the fuck off but I am saying Scott was a victim and to consider his therapist making advances on him and pushing him into telepathic sex therapy to make him a serial cheater…. Yeah no
And I don’t wanna hear any shit about Jean kissing wolverine.
The x-men are all a bunch of fucked up traumatized 20 something’s with undeveloped brains and concussions living in a soap opera where giant robots and the government try to genocide them every week all while balancing powers they never asked for that usually threaten themselves or those around them and being hated for it. None of them should be expected to act like normal sane people, it was fucked up therapy and a little smooch, they’re fine.
My x-men teacher headcannons
Scott Summers
The kids have a dumb nickname for him that he only tolerates because he wants them to think he’s cool (none of them think that)
Now hear me out. He’s the drivers Ed teacher. (Yes this extends to the X-jet) I just think it fits him- I can’t even explain it
Every-time a student asks him to sponsor a club he just says yes. He ends up with a variety of random clubs to sponsor
Rouge
The kids are afraid of her at first but love her by the end
She teaches auto-mechanics and gym
She really wants to coach some kind of sports team but hasn’t had the time for it
Remy Lebeau
The kids love him. They trust him and think he’s cool. None of the adults do.
He teaches sex-Ed (canonically) but I think he’d also teach home ec. He loves cooking and spent the entire krakoa era househusbanding- he’d love it.
He really wants to run a cooking club but can’t get enough students to join
Kurt Wagner
In cannon most students think he’s creepy but it’s a school for mutants so fuck that. They love him in my heart. They just also think his jokes are stupid and he’s cringe.
He started out teaching German but got bored of it pretty quickly
I could’ve see him as a kinder garten teacher. He loves working with the little ones and they love him. He’s definitely one of those teachers who has a classroom theme every year that they overdecorate for.
If he’s not a kindergarten teacher he’d do theater. Man would go all out for a Shakespearean play,
He also runs a ton of extracurriculars- baseball (which he canonically loves), Bible study, and gymnastics. He really wants a sword fighting club but was rejected because it was too dangerous.
Colossus
He has a gaggle of kids that hang out in his room during lunch
He teaches art class (I’m fairly certain that’s already cannon)
He runs an art club and does the school musical every year, which he runs like the goddamn navy
Kitty pryde
Tries to stay hip with the kids and lets them call her by her first name.
She teaches any tech related class or club you could think of. Even if only one student is interested she will beg for it to be on the curriculum
I don’t think she’d actually enjoy being a teacher all that much. Maybe later on she’d go on to be a dean or social worker, and much later the headmistress.
She runs a robotics club that she’s been trying to bypass anti mutant laws to bring to state competitions every year. She also runs the Jewish student union
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