[atalienart]

What are the things that made you happy recently ? ^^

Ummm, magnolia blooming. And the fact that I drew so many doodles today :) (Thank you for this question! Hope something made you really happy too! <3)

[atalienart]

I love your Lupin so much! What do you think his favourite time of day is?

Thank you! Afternoon! Golden hour :)

[lotsofflailing-deactivated20200]

Sam: Hey, Steve -

Steve, already crying: Bucky used to call me Steve.

Sam: Because it's your name, dumbass.

Steve, crying harder: He used to say that too.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[unclefather]

A depawsit

[one-abuse-survivor]

Me: I’m scared I might secretly be an awful person and I’m just fooling everyone into thinking I’m good.

Therapist: the fact that you care so deeply about being a bad person is proof that you’re actually good. Bad people don’t mind being bad.

Me: oH NO, I have fooled her too,

[eternainocencia]

beno siendo beno

[pointnclickadventuregame]

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

Turn to page 14 to climb into the clowns jaws.

Turn to page 6 to turn around and walk away.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

[theivorytowercrumbles]

“Best friend” is a weird way to say married, but I did enjoy Captain Marvel a lot.

[dealanexmachina]

It was during the 90s during the height of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, okay?

[khalifaziz]

That is…honestly the best explanation Ive had for coding them as a couple but not openly saying it

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[neyruto]

im like a shitty anime dating sim…if i talk to six people i gotta immediately go to bed…if i go grocery shopping its half my hp

[myrrhemaid]

Someone asked my maths professor why numbers exist and she said “One day, for whatever reason, someone decided they wanted to count things and it’s been a major inconvenience for everybody ever since.”

[merroki]

This is channeling the spirit of Terry Pratchett

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[zenja-soba]

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.* Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….” Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”

[mexicanalesbiana]

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[dankmoss]

Have another esoteric lady with weird protrusions, a homage to Toppi’s homage to Moebius’s work

[naochang0719]

The ideas came up when I was handling the specimens in the lab.

[skull-heads]

The Caretaker.