Worst Things to Hear From a Practice room
“Reed knives shouldn’t go there.”
“OW.”
*sound of an exploding piano*
R-rated noises.
The sound of a double-bass string breaking.
The sound of a double-bass breaking.
Clarinets squeaking.
The hollow doomp noise and clatter of a flute falling off of a music stand.
Tearing noises coming from the percussion room.
Someone “preparing” a Steinway to perform a John Cage piece.
Crying.
Three separate people, in three separate rooms, all practicing the same Piano Skills piece, at three separate tempos.
The above, only with Aural Skills vocal pieces instead.
An alto attempting that high C.
A tenor attempting that high C.
A piccolo cruising past that high C and ascending into the stratosphere.
Snoring.
Heart and Soul.
Someone playing a piece you’ve already spent a semester working on, but doing it better.
“I spilled my coffee!”
“…ON THE PIANO!!”
Chopsticks.
Complete and utter silence.
Woaaaa hold up op, @howtomusicmajor , people put their flutes ON the music stands?!!??! Exuse me WHAT
they arEN’T SUPPOSED TO
