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Art Blog @teajaycey

[omruc]

[skarchomp]

this account will NOT be posting any jumpscares or screamers this Thanksgiving

[jonthefuzz]

[evermads]

[summerhighlandfalls]

[vympr]

i need this so bad

[fredersen]

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[the-moonbug]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[the-moonbug]

“I hate this website” “I hate purity culture” “asexuals are so annoying” “religious people are so annoying” “I can’t stand TikTok gays” “I hate minors” you guys are talking about a skeleton warrior who serves an evil wizard right now

[stillsundazed]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW HE SAW MEL AND IMMEDIATELY ASSUMED ZAGREUS TRANSITIONED LMAOOOO

[mikkeneko]

[rikouto]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[wizardlyghost]

[nem23]

[kaban-bang]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[lakevida]

having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

[lakevida]

hi this is andys roommate he got snatched up by a big hawk in the park and now hes gone forever do U feel good that this comment was the last thing he ever got to see on the computer

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

[lesbianbloodritual]

No.

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[glorb-glab]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

the thing that really grinds my gears about the cheesy tiktok censorshop of "sewer slide" "real life game over" etc is that. like. we already have euphemisms for suicide and death. 'took his own life.' 'lost their battle with mental illness'. 'passed away.' even assuming the censorship/shadowban/algorithm hiding shit they think is happening really is happening, there's ways to get around it that don't make you sound like a kindergartener