Tastastix

🌟🎶32+-year old lady🎶🌟 Fanfics, quick reblogging, and being unabashedly cringe and thirsty

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

[were--ralph]

literally one of my favorite posts on this site

[longhorned]

I was told she pets other dogs but I wasn’t ready for how funny it is

[finishingschoolbooks]

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

[were-ralph]

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

[sillysymbol]

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

[yoyoma-stanaccount]

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

[aadamantine]

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[justcatposts]

The moment where he calculates.

(Source)

[pharmabastard]

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

[to2llynottoby]

[were--ralph]

i hate it because they're so so fucking right

[were--ralph]

the way i screamed

[jack--crawford]

happy pride to my suspiciously close coworkers

[dumnslut]

[otherwindow]

this is how gay people flee

[were--ralph]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[neitherofusideal]

[antiheroblake]

either of them, depending on the episode

[derpykaichu]

More RE9 AEON

Manifesting Ada Wong for the DLC

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny