I'm just your average tall homosexual.

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[bigwizardhat]

obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

[doubleca5t]

[luulapants]

The fact that Twitter allows porn but not public death threats and tumblr allows public death threats but not porn is objectively funny and the fact that a large portion of us chose the latter over the former is objectively funnier

[memecucker]

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

[kragehund-again]

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[fuckblast]

No one's posted this yet somehow

[doctorcurdlejr]

speechless at chet hanks pulling a joker impression during this interview for LITERALLY no reason

[positively--speculative]

[235235wedfsfsdf]

i-

[ghoulish00]

Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP. Kirby is sleeping

[longseasons]

[babybear]

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

[skellybonesandtrees]

This was awesome lol.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

anne hathaway is so sexy for this

[wroesch-deactivated20220425]

[ruinedchildhood]

[putridcowboy]

Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing

[marzipanandminutiae]

to wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake

[autisticraptor]

The vampires are fighting

[anneemay]

[isopode]

[hyrude]

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

counterpoint

[lileewink]

[pirategf]

starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you

[cinammon-milk]

any updates?

[pirategf]

[everythingfox]

“Squirrel makes a home outside a window and then moves the family in over the cold months”

(via)

[sweatermuppet]

Where does the stereotype of people from Massachusetts being bad drivers come from

from people in massachusetts being bad drivers