[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[d4l-archive]

trying hard not to be controversial here .. trying not to step on any toes but ……… i like some things 😳 and i………. dislike some things 😳 and. sometimes i even . don’t care about stuff 😳 Please dont hate me im sorry

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[weloveshortvideos]

[jathis]

I love how happy the puppy is as the kitten comes to visit

[helvetillinen-helluntai]

Delete this website and only leave this behind

[whitmerule]

This would be so much easier if you’d stop trying to kiss me and just let me HOP DOWN, Fred.

[vpyre]

I’m so sorry about this (lying)

[thelampisaflashlight]

The ghouls calling Copia “Papa”, but in a deliberately silly way. 

Like, he’s scolding one of them, and they decide to say it as if they’re a sickly Victorian child, cause it throws him off his rhythm.

“How could you be so irresponsible? You should have-”

“Papa…”

“…What.”

“I fear I shan’t see winter, Papa-”

“Listen here, you little shit-”

Works every time.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

keep forgetting i cant digest avocado until its too late

[chaotic-genius]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

this was a VERY specific image to have on hand for such a specific fact and the speed at which you replied frightens me a bit. thank you for sharing

[infernoghoul-deactivated2024042]

[pitbull voice] we at the hotel! motel! sathanas! lucifer!

[infernoghoul-deactivated2024042]

[tobias forge voice] belial, behemoth, holiday inn

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

then what

[shortgremlinman]

destruction

[strawberryhalfmoon-deactivated2]

[the-trans-dragon]

A girl’s natural habitat is in a bed with many blankets and pillows and it’s inhumane to remove her from her natural habitat

[slavghoul]

"Death has already been sung enough about in the circles of heavy music and usually the point of view is always the same, which is to say that death is praised and glorified. Ghost’s message is different. I want to remind people of how great it is to be alive. How tomorrow things may be better, even if you feel low today."

- Tobias Forge, Soundi Magazine 6/2018

[onebloodymess]

Everyone acts like there’s no Mountain content, which is pretty true but I would like to take a moment to talk about Swiss. NOBODY EVER FILMS HIM LIKE EVER?? HE’S DANCING AWAY AND EVERY TIME I WATCH CONCERTS NO ONE FILMS HIM?!?! THIS APPLIES TO THE LIVE FROM THE MINISTRY TOO HE GOT THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SCREEN TIME AND ALSO DID NOT GET ANY CLOSE UP SHOTS IN THE SPILLWAYS MV DESPITE BEING THERE AND IM TIRED OF GETTING EXCITED OVER SEEING A SMALL GLIMPSE OF HIM GIVE ME SWONTENT PLEASE IM STARVING

[valtsv]

i love goth fashion because everyone dresses like they're going to fight monsters or slay demons but all in completely different genres

[valtsv]

goth friends meeting up for dark brunch

[strawberryhalfmoon-deactivated2]

The next time ghost performs miasma they’re gonna roll out the queen’s body

[betchi]

thank you. god bless you

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Tinted lip balm for your butthole is the biggest new trend of 2022.

[queenjayrogue]

I keep trying to come up with names for what this would be called and I just can’t do it. The perfect name is out there and it evades me.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I vote for Buttstick - like chapstick, but for your butt.

[tatachaa]

“Pucker up”