But a lonesome toad, looking for his one true frog

Nathan | Canadian | I post a lot of dumb stuff (Credit to @3ggtarts for making my profile pic!! Her art is great, check it out)

[egberts]

villains always be like "oh no i'm about to die" *powers up a ridiculous amount*

[warpedlamp]

heroes always be like “oh no i’m about to die too” *powers up also*

[couch-purveyor-of-toxic-yuri]

The key difference is the villain knew they could power up and the hero didn't

[lakevida]

would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

[fortooate]

thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another

[karrakazz]

got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing

[fortooate]

honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.

[karrakazz]

i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters

[doctormccoys]

..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

[apicturewithasmile]

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

[micdotcom]

This white woman’s shocking account of police brutality reveals the importance of the #BlackLivesMatter movement

Molly Suzanna shared a story on Facebook that she had never told before: when she was 19, she ran a red light while crying, then was pulled over and forcefully removed and beaten by a police officer. She explains in the letter that she believes her situation would have been even worse had she been black — and she ends the letter with an important call to action.

[lanie-love09]

The public needs to hear more stories like this as well.

[lennybaby2]

Wow. This is horrifying.

[the-sarkai]

Cops are drunk on power. Add any ism to that, you have a bunch of abusive, gun wielding, trained to kill, non empathetic, killers running around.

[alexandra-erin]

This woman got hauled out of a window, beaten, stripped, tortured, and humiliated, and she still is able to understand how white privilege saved her life.

[brucebocchi]

[cringelizard]

[ginger-ale-official]

Guy about to invent mayonnaise: damn I wish this sandwich tasted bad :/

[newtgeiszler]

op's never had pizza with mayonnaise 🙄

[ginger-ale-official]

OP’s never throttled someone to death with their bare hands either but unlike what you said, that can change any second

[solitaryqueen]

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

[unclefather]

very polite

[preppynihilism]

Multitasking

[stimman4000]

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[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Slurp

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

hole tightening juice

[homofied]

[soshinee]

[ratfuck]

begun the rat war has

[taxitoad]

year of the rat baby!!!

[ratfuck]

yall are pussies watch me stand next to this 5G tower nothing will happen

[ratfuck]

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

violence mood board

[fortzancudo]

remember taco bell does taco's well

[doomhaver]

i couldn’t remember where it was from either so i googled it and this was the first and only search result containing that exact phrase

[fortzancudo]

the misplaced apostrophe is SO clear and important in my mind that im afraid this cannot be the origin....we have to go deeper

[gorps]

this is an ancient image

[mtndewbajablast]

me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

[cholera]

[froggiestfacts]

hell is empty except for one frog in a car

[nothingforblogging]

@taxitoad