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@taycademic
antiques roadshow guests will really say the most chilling sentences on live television and not realize they're creating 3 sentence horror stories.
check out these hilarious hannibal memes I found on pinterest
Write on short pitch for a movie/series based on a Taylor Swift song. You can reveal what song(s) you were using or let people guess.
Here’s mine:
”ROSE (29), moves to the sleepy southern town of MIDNIGHT, LOUISANA to get a fresh start after her newly-married husband COLBY’S (35), sudden and mysterious death in a boating accident. Rose finds a new job and befriends her charming and quirky neighbour Alison (34) but just as it seems her life is taking a turn for the better, Rose is visited by a vengeful spirit of a strange woman.
Soon Rose is entangled in a series of horrifying events as the ghost is relentless in her wish to get rid of Rose and none of it is made easier when a DETECTIVE SWIFT arrives into town with a suspicion that Rose was actually the one who killed Colby. Rose’s only way out now is to find Colby’s real killer but who can she trust? What is the ghost woman really after and how does Alison know Colby was married before he met Rose?”
8-episode prestige miniseries on HBO.
(This is a mash-up from NBNC and TTDS and also there’s a bit of romantic tension between Rose and Alison)
#the way Will looks at Hannibal when Hannibal isn’t looking
what's the chances of that?!
same energy
All Pelicans go to jail challenge
Pelicans have the exact opposite energy from capybara. Capybara are shaped like a friend, soothing.
Pelicans are shaped like a problem.
They also crinkle like plastic bags when you pet them
like... they crinkle in general or just... they crinkle?
Pelicans have subcutaneous emphysema (air pockets under the skin) to help with buoyancy and it makes a crinkly sound (and feeling!) if you pet them.
In most animals SQ emphysema is...not good. It can be caused by injury or bacterial infection. But in pelicans it's just...Normal.
this image is slaughtering me
‘Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien — and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years — you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can’t imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and you’ve got an incomplete world.’ George R R Martin (source)
no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if I’m just like, no george… you can’t imagine hobbits having sex. ;P
FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.
Georgey boy here forgetting Sam’s 13 kids.
he didn’t forget about them. he just doesn’t understand where they came from.
That’s even funnier, then.
george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where… where did they all come from…….
this man is apparently under the impression that we need sex scenes to understand that sex exists in any given story universe and honestly that explains so much about his writing
It really does
HOBBITS FUCK GOOD AND THEY FUCK OFTEN
“When we are going to have sex?”
“…We’ve already had it.”
“We’ve had it once, yes. What about second sex?”
Does he realize The Hobbit is a children’s book?
“I mean it’s very whimsical and fun but where are all the sex scenes”
“Sir please leave this bookshop…”
lack of object permanence but with sex
Wasn’t gonna reblog but the last comment killed me
This would be great for a children’s hospital
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A British wildlife sanctuary has been forced to separate five parrots who wouldn't stop swearing at visitors. Keepers say the birds encouraged each other to keep cursing, and had to be moved from the main outdoor aviary.
Billy, Eric, Tyson, Jade and Elsie were removed from view this week, The Associated Press reports. They recently joined the Lincolnshire Wildlife Centre's colony of 200 African gray parrots in August, were put in quarantine together and quickly overwhelmed the staff with their naughty language.
"We are quite used to parrots swearing, but we've never had five at the same time," the center's chief executive, Steve Nichols, told AP. "Most parrots clam up outside, but for some reason these five relish it."
According to Nichols, none of the zoo's visitors complained about the parrots, and most found them amusing.
"When a parrot tells you to 'f*** off' it amuses people very highly," he said. "It's brought a big smile to a really hard year."
Still, keepers thought it would be best to keep them away from children so not to ruffle any feathers. They were separated and moved to various different areas of the wildlife center so they are unable to provoke each other,
Nichols told BBC News that the parrots "swear to trigger reaction or a response," so seeing people shocked or laughing only encourages the birds to curse more.
"With the five, one would swear and another would laugh and that would carry on," he said.
"I'm hoping they learn different words within colonies," Nichols added. "But if they teach the others bad language and I end up with 250 swearing birds, I don't know what we'll do."
First published on September 30, 2020
@eclectus-mom Your area of interest, lol.
The last line nearly made me choke on my pizza.
One day, I will teach Cusita to cuss and it will be hilarious.
I forget who posted this but this is hilarious.
Will + sitting at Hannibal’s desk
Taste and smell are the oldest senses and the closest to the center of the mind.
Hannibal + scenting
Let me say it again, louder for those in the back... We think we know someone, but the truth is that we only know the version of them that they have chosen to show us.
Happy birthday @generalobiwan and @shangs-chis !!!
The mongoose himself 🩸
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