A Blacksmith’s Dream
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A Blacksmith’s Dream
I think about this a lot
I just be making shit up and y’all just read it, huh?
Me: this assassin and witch are flirting with each other while a necromancer creating an undead army from the disenfranchised denizens of the city.
Thousands of ppl apparently: yes, of course.
Me: this young man is tortured by the burden his immense powers have granted him and this other young man wants to help him.
Strangers on the interwebs: yes, obviously.
I: You are in a dark fantasy world where magic is real and no one has identifiable features or gender
Y’all: I sure am.
Me: this young lady with an absurdly large family runs a B&B in the middle of nowhere and meets a famous photographer from NYC.
People I’ve never met: excellent
Me: a extremely depressed man who works late night shifts has two vampires wreck the store he works at. The winner tries to make his life better.
Internet strangers: hmmm, yes
follow @isnt for more memes
STOP!
that is all. continue scrolling.
All you’ve ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world but every villainous act you commit backfires. Steal candy from a baby? Poisoned candy, baby saved. Steal the baby? Abusive parents. Threw a woman off a building? Push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, she’s now your sidekick.
Newly acquired toddler: Mr. Evil man you sure are helping a lot of people. Villain: Finish eating your lunch, Timmy. Daddy’s plotting to overthrow the Big Bank. Sidekick: Oh that’s great, John! They’re so corrupt. I’ll cancel my plans with Linda tonight. She’s gonna love this. Villain: *crumples up evil plans and throws them across the room* DAMMIT!
*the plans land in the recycling bin*
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This would be like that episode of Malcolm in the middle where Malcolm reads everyone’s secrets over the intercom and no one makes fun of each other but they also don’t make eye contact with each other for the rest of the year
i cannot stop laughing at send no pee
I fuckinf needed this
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a little kid came up to the desk (it came up to his like, collarbone) and very seriously asked me about baby name books, because he wanted to help name his new sibling. i guided him to the shelf (there were only two book of names) and pointed out the differences between them, and after some serious contemplation he went, “I think I should take both, just in case.” So I gave him both and he thanked me and went on his way.
And I went back to my desk and screamed into my arm for like 45 years because HE WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE AAAAA
i love when little kids come to the reference desk alone because they want to be perceived as an adult and so they come up to you and very seriously inquire “Where are your books about dolphins? ò__ó”
and of course you have to very seriously show them your collection of dolphin books while they nod carefully at your explanations and it’s SO CUTE!!! THEY’RE SO CUTE AAAH
a kid came up to me to enquire about books on queen victoria, so I promptly guided him to the children’s history section, and we had a lovely chat flicking through horrible histories books, when I asked him what does he like about history. he grinned, and with a smooth, brilliant smile he said “My favourite thing about old times is torture.”
One time I had a dad come in with his ~10 year old kid and go “Hi, we’re looking for, um…” at which point he trailed off and looked expectantly at the kid the way parents usually do when they can’t remember which Percy Jackson book comes next, but instead the kid looked up at me and very brightly and firmly announced, “The Federalist Papers!”
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