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teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t know about fishing
oh my gd
I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your body is constantly trying to maintain equilibrium. so if one emotion sky rockets, that chemical becomes flagged and signals the tear duct to open as an exit to release that emotion packaged neatly within a tear. Everything made sense after learning that. That sudden stability of your emotions after crying. How crying is often accompanied by the inability to feel any other emotion in that precise moment. And it is especially beautiful knowing that it is even possible to experience so much beauty or love or happiness that your body literally can’t hold on to all of it. So what I’ve learned is that crying signifies that you are feeling as much as humanely possible and that is living to the fullest extent. So keep feeling and cry often and as much as needed
SHIT WHAT
Also let yourself cry. It really is a biochemical release valve to dump out all the chemicals that make you feel stuff.
I honestly think one reason men in western culture have so many problems is that we don’t let them cry, and literally their brains get stuffed with all this crap that doesn’t have a release valve. Men, please cry. You’ll feel better. It’s ok. You are not lesser for taking care of your health.
This is why tears from different emotions look different under an electron microscope. They’re literally made up of different things.
Happy tears are structurally different than sad tears than angry tears than overwhelmed tears etc.
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Eva Longoria is everything
Yet she can’t even speak Spanish 😂😅😂😅😂
That’s pride alright lmfao
She don’t have to, but don’t talk all that shit if you don’t even learn your own culture #lame
you were saying @dabeatnik???
ummm
“When I was growing up, my parents spoke to each other in Spanish, but they didn’t speak to us in Spanish because they were told not to. In school we weren’t allowed to speak it.”
and also???
“… But America is the only country that promotes monolingualism. Here it’s English, English, English. Every other country makes their children learn a second language very early on. So as my political and social activism grew, I was like, ‘I really need to learn Spanish.’ So I did.“
idk how many people i’ve known growing up in texas whose parents speak fluent spanish but they don’t speak a lick solely because their parents were afraid or told not to teach their children. it’s unspeakably common and doesn’t in any way shape or form diminish someone’s claim to or pride in their heritage.
fuck that guy. you go eva.
lack of intergenerational language exchange is one of the leading causes of language death for endangered and indigenous languages because of this culture of shame attached to “lesser” coded languages so frankly if yr mocking people for not speaking their mother tongue without taking the colonial reasons for this into account, you’re an ignorant prick and you can go fuck yourself like
My dad was beaten by the teachers whenever he spoke Chinese in class as a child. He refused to teach me because he figured it would only bring me more of the same. And, being Toisanese, it’s not a dialect you can just go pick up a book or CD lesson plan and go learn.
It wasn’t a lack of pride in my family, it was white supremacy and white pride that beat the words out of a child and scarred them for life, that’s what got us here.
about ao3 & ships
okay, time to get real here. i know a lot of people have been on an archive of our own before, i know a lot of people write and post to an archive of our own, so i know it’s not a matter of nobody knowing what i’m talking about. i’m going to introduce to you a novel concept tho
ship tag etiquette:
1. don’t tag in your secondary and minor ships. if your main ship in the fic is loki x hawkeye, awesome; tag that, and anyone looking for loki x hawkeye will basically know your fic is the place to go. if your main ship in the fic is loki x hawkeye, but you also tag the 4 other ships you mention in like one sentence out of the 50k fic you just wrote, then there are going to be a lot of people out there coming to your fic thinking oh hey, at last a thor x sif fanfic sign me up only to find out fast they’re wrong.
2. don’t tag in your secondary and minor ships. it doesn’t matter if you dedicate those motherfucking sideships one paragraph out of 53, that’s like promising starving fic readers a treat and giving them a fucking pea. one pea. just one. maybe they are looking for fics with the actual ship whose tag they’re searching in, rather than:
fics where their ship is used as a stepping stone to get to the main one
fics where their ship is tagged in because the writer thinks one mention makes it a ‘minor ship’ (IT DOESN’T, it’s just A MENTION OF IT)
fics where their ship is only tacked on to keep those characters busy and the main character of your fic only thinks about that ship in passing twice
fics where their ship is brought apart, by death or break up or infidelity, in any part of the fic just for the sake of the main ship to happen.
3. don’t tag in your secondary and minor ships. it’s just fucking rude. if i wanna get my rocks off reading superhot natasha romanoff x lady sif porn, do you know what i can find by going to their ship tag? DISAPPOINTMENT. because rather than learning that there are three/four fics focusing on their spacewives sex life, i have to sift through the mILLIONTY ONE HUNDRED fics already there, who center around loki. if i wanted to read about loki I’D JUST OPEN THE GODDAMN MCU TAG, IT’S ALL PEOPLE EVER WRITE ABOUT ANYWAY.
4. don’t tag in your secondary and minor ships. i don’t care if you’ve done it once or twice, i don’t care if you think it’s necessary. it’s not. if you think it’s necessary, you know what you could do? add a note at the beginning. a OH BY THE WAY GUYS THISFIC WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME SIDE SHIPS SUCH AS […] or you can let the readers figure it out.
5. don’t tag in your secondary and minor ships. because those of us who go into those tags looking for fics about them where they’re appreciated and portrayed well and are the main focus will be left facing the origin of our supervillain story. every. single. day.
6. if you’ve tagged in secondary and your minor ships: do us all and yourself a favour and go delete them. do it now. edit them now. you’ll be thanked, and most importantly, you’ll be appreciated twice: once by you readers, once by the people who don’t have to get annoyed anymore at seeing fics promising them an apple and giving them a fucking pea.
Please don’t be that person who includes a pairing in literally one line, then puts it in the tags.
White Supremacist Propaganda
While a lot of Klan and neo-nazi propaganda contains racial slurs, threats of violence, and other very recognizable hatred (intended to terrorize people of color, Jewish people, and LGBT people- in the case of my home town) there are also forms of white supremacist propaganda designed to recruit white people.
These are ‘softer’ forms of propaganda, designed to appeal to people who don’t consider themselves racist but have an underlying resentment of people of color and for any progressive circle to center their experiences at all. They resent white privilege and systemic racial oppression being spoken about at length. They resent people of color rejecting white entitlement to their spaces and cultures.
The intent is to convince racist white people (who don’t think of themselves as racist, but who clearly are, and clearly feel angry when their entitlement isn’t immediately gratified) that the hate group in question is just ‘misunderstood’ and is really about pride and celebrating your own culture, etc.
The intent is that once someone falls for that bait and hook, they can play up on their underlying resentment and entitlement. If you already believe that you should be able to celebrate being white, and they can bring you from that belief to the belief that people of color are preventing you from your right to have pride in that, then they can foster anger against people of color. From there, any time there is a collective societal reaction of disgust towards the hate group or towards the notion of white pride, the recruited whites can be relied upon to feel victimized by society collectively.
It’s only a short step from that to being sold conspiracy theories about ‘white genocide’ or ‘Jewish globalists’ to explain why society is against them. And a short step from there to terrorization of those suspected of being a part of that conspiracy, and the impulse to ‘warn’ other whites in the form of more hateful propaganda.
This shit is extremely dangerous and fucked up and I want everyone to understand how this functions. Because tumblr’s meme of ‘positivity posts’ can be so easily co-opted by white supremacists to function as this form of propaganda. All they need to do is shift the vocabulary very slightly.
How to recognize it:
Resentment at not being able to openly express white pride “why is it okay for other races to be proud?” “loving your heritage doesn’t mean being a racist”
Framing white identity as a ‘culture’ with ‘heritage’ instead of as a societal category created to oppress people of color “why are we not allowed to celebrate our culture?” “you can love […] and actively participate in the culture of the country your ancestors came from”
The suggestion that these beliefs aren’t inherently hateful, they aren’t a hate group, that they’re misunderstood, and that they support other races being proud too. They frame this as people of color having a ‘right’ that white people do not. “why are other races allowed these rights, as they should, but not the folk of european ancestry?” [from white-sapphics about page] “Tumblr is very, very focused on minority rights, and there is nothing wrong with that, but more and more white lesbians are being alienated from other blogs.”
Call this shit out. It is dangerous and terrifying.
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via r/getmotivated (one of the non-toxic and actually supportive parts of Reddit that is so often eclipsed by the toxic garbage fire part of Reddit that is louder.)
maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
And we sent them some unsolicited nudes with directions to our house.
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A New Hampshire Republican State Representative anonymously created the “Red Pill” subreddit.
Wow.
these aren’t just bullshitter dweebs in their mom’s basements trolling the internet, these are men who formulate the way we implement laws and who govern the way we live our lives.
^^^ Hello, yes, everyone needs to see this. It’s not always a bunch of nobodies trolling around on 4chan. It’s, doctors, lawyers, judges, businessmen, bankers, law enforcement, etc. People who have pulls on society. They literally don’t see other groups besides themselves as human or equal
…holy shit like this is bad really really bad but so much clearly so if you’ve ever read the scum that floats to the top of the Red Pill. Like basically he was just outed as the creator of a neo-nazi misogynist pro-rape forum explicitly to recruit online loners and groom them like it’s EVERYTHING we’ve been saying these people do but this is like, the hive.
For the anon asking why not trust red pill guys
Fuck Conservatives
Fun fact: the Red Pill was 90% of the reason I left reddit. I think it’s important everyone understands why, without having to subject yourselves to actually looking at the subreddit.
The Red Pill is a confluence of gross misogyny, rape culture, and vile social darwinism, all tied up under the banner of it being the “truth” behind some grand lie that is PC culture; that is to say, taking the red pill to withdraw yourself from the Matrix, a metaphor nearly as dated as the ideals they espouse.
If you think I’m exaggerating, I’m not. I spent nearly two years on reddit before toxic bullshit like this drove me out. These people build an elaborate construct about treating women like property and sexualizing children because ~evolution~ programmed them to like it, and ~evolution~ can’t possibly be wrong, as though club-wielding Neanderthal brutes are something to aspire to and not something we left behind millennia ago.
They’ve created an incredibly detailed fantasy about how women are evolutionarily predisposed to react to certain behaviors of “alpha males” (another false equivalence; the theory of the alpha male comes from a since-disproved theory about wolf behavior), and how the trick to success in sex is about taking on these characteristics which, spoiler alert, explicitly encourage treating women like garbage.
I cannot overstate how incredibly toxic the Red Pill is and how disgustingly large the community became by the time I left reddit. I wish I could say I was surprised that a Republican senator founded it, but this is the kind of shit they’ve been legislating for years.
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lol full offense but stop policing how frequently bisexuals date either genders. just cause i’ve dated 5 girls back to back doesn’t make me a lesbian, just like another bisexual woman who has dated 5 men back to back doesn’t make her straight. being bisexual means the person has the potential to be attracted to more than one gender and that’s it. what they do with it is their business so just let us live for crying out loud let us live.
“ 5 girls back to back doesn’t make me a lesbian “ Kinda makes it likely that you are more into girls than guys tho’. Guys are much more available as partners for women unless they are quite unattractive. But let’s imagine it was exactly equal that you would select a girl or a guy - that their sex genuinely was irrelevant, and that there was no difference in availability. I’m rusty at maths, but from memory, the chance it’s coincidence is (1/(2^5)) *100% = (1/32) *100% = 0.03125 *100% =3.125% Feel free to correct my maths - it’s been about 35 years now since i did probability. But if i was a betting man - i’m going to say my money is going to be on a woman for your next partner. Maybe you are a lesbian, and maybe dudes need to know that so they don’t get hurt? Just a thought.
hoooooomygodddhooomyygodddhoooooooomygodddlmaaaaaaooooooooooooooooo
“all girls are catty to each other” myth actualy just statistical error. average girl is nice to other girls. Regina Georg, who goes to high school & insults over 10,000 girls each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
#THIS IS IT#THIS IS THE BEST SPIDERS GEORG#EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimised by Reginas Georg
Being on hiatus from Tumblr for a while (at the very least a minimalized interaction) was useful when a couple of ridiculous news from Marvel came out. Seeing that picture and article of Hydra!Cap lifting Mjolnir enraged me as much as anybody else. Thankfully though, I had a more private space to rant about this first and that helped me calm down a bit, so this is a much calmer post than it was intended to be.
I’ll be the first one to admit that I always wondered what Steve would be as a villain. @lavengadoraaa, @kiernaserea, @cyborgrhodey, and @ishipallthings will attest to that because I tell them time and again that his potential for a darker shaded character was stupendous. There is a thin line of difference between a hero and a villain (or rather anti-hero) in reality, if both are filled with qualities of extremities. It all boils down to situations, at times, and other times it depends on intent of actions along with effect of them. I’m not going to go into the history and origins of Steve Rogers because I’ve read quite a lot many wonderful posts that detail them. I’m simply addressing him as a character and his potential. So yes, a man as honored and respected as him,very much has the potential to go dark in the specific situation to a certain target with a specific level of threats/intent involved. We’ve seen heroes fall down the rabbit hole of confused anarchy, thoughtless experiments, self-righteous proclamations, and well-intended bad decisions. We’ve seen that in almost every comic history. The point of contention though comes with the medium used and means identified to pull that move.
Every turning point/’twist’ of a story has a million other alternatives to it. That’s one thing you learn as a writer, when you go back and read your stories. You always come up with a What-If scenario, and there are times when your What Ifs seem much more feasible than the originally thought out scenario. Still, it does remain within the right of the writer to choose their pathway, and that is an unsaid rule. Unfortunately or fortunately, this rule has its exceptions. These exceptions are quite deep and firm, and more often than not have wide spread implications. One of the major exceptions to this rule is glorifying inhumane thoughts/actions/history or invalidating unsavory real life connected social issues especially using the garb of a mouthpiece or character who was specifically created and identified as a trademark against those issues. Nazism falls under this category. If the writing has to choose the path of an inherently wrong and unacceptable plot device to bring in a ‘twist’ to the tale of someone sold as a hero for decades, then the writing is wrong. Justification of it is like justifying the election of a tyrant to the masses by the privileged. It’s convenient and flimsy, but irrevocably wrong. So, the very first step of this controversy, of Steve being portrayed as Hydra and Marvel sticking to its guns in saying that this had always been its plan : wrong.
Now why is the Mjolnir-lifting bit even worse, if there is even a scale of worsening left? Mjolnir is a symbol of worthiness, as has been repeated in much more elaborate ways through the history of her existence in the comics and outside. I say her because the creators and caretakers of Mjolnir have considered her sentient, and it is only respectful to do so myself. Mjolnir’s ability to discern a person’s worthiness has been the talking point of many comic issues, through many character arcs. People have been validated, glorified, redeemed, and recognized through her. She’s like the lie detecting test, on an advanced level but related to worthiness. Now, you may say that worthiness is a vague term, a stretch of capabilities that can be for any purpose. I hear that point, my friend, but I also urge you to understand the context of worthiness Mjolnir takes. To use her in the context of a Hydra devoted Steve Rogers is to say that you are awesome even if you’re evil, as long as you have the conviction to be totally strong in evil. Which is probably awesome for the comic creators, but considering that you’re basically throwing years of reality in your pit of concocted illusion of an anti-Nazi being a Nazi, it’s telling of how the current societal issues are viewed. So no, the Mjolnir lifting bit isn’t just bad because it insults her in the comics level, but is worse because it gives out a stand that worthiness for the sake of worthiness is enough, and your intent/inclination doesn’t matter. That’s pretty dangerous and telling.
[i hope its okay i add to this, i have some stuff 2 say]
As someone who has devoted a fair portion of my life to Norse Mythology, Thor, and comics, the way Jason Aaron changed the mjolnir origin story kind of pissed me off. However, because of how many male comic readers are against Jane in general, it made sense that they would go out of their way to justify her becoming Thor. I understand and respect his decisions even if it retconned and actually wrecked a huge portion of male Thor’s history.
One of the worst things Marvel does regularly is use Mjolnir as a prop to lift up other characters, while also demeaning the value of the hammer itself. It is seen as a symbol of worthiness, and everyone in the world is so obsessed with having every character lift this legendary relic. Thor had to go through rigorous trials for thousands of years to be able to lift the hammer over his head. Every great act of honor he committed allowed him to lift Mjolnir higher and higher. [this has since been retconned by making the hammer sentient].
That being said, Because of what they changed in Mjolnir’s history, Steve Rogers should not be able to wield her.
Steve, as originally intended, has many of the same qualities as Thor. They are both strong, always defending the weak, and they are good at implementing direct action. Mjolnir, as written in both early comics and the myths, required someone to work for a long-ass time and that timeframe was generally longer than human lifespan. But since lifting Mjolnir has become like, a milestone for every character, they rewrote that dozens of times.
This last retcon is the most interesting because Odin was the one who cursed the hammer so no one would be able to wield her. The only being in existence that can overturn Odin’s curse is the storm goddess inside the hammer. She chose Jane because her heart was strong, and she chose Thor because he worked tirelessly for the good of the nine realms.
Steve, in this whole hydra bullshit, has Not been committing acts of honor for the greater good of the nine realms, but for an organization that seeks genocide and control. These are not honorable acts - the hammer is a real literal storm goddess who would not let Odin use her in his conquests. She could tell that his mind was being warped by power, and so she waited until someone [Thor] came along with the desire and strength to do good and not be swayed by the torrential and destructive power that resided inside the hammer.
Mjolnir, as written in the comics, would not allow Steve, who is being warped by an evil organization, to wield her. He would fall so hard to the power, and use her for terrible acts.
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Comic history aside, there is another issue here that comes into play. The Nazis stole the swastika from Norse Myths - they actually stole a lot of stuff, but some of the earliest designs in history had the hammer with a swastika. One of Hitler’s main dudes wanted the nazis to be resemblant of Nordic knights, and they wore lightningbolt symbols inspired by Thor. Mjolnir has been used as a symbol for neo nazis for a long time.
Now Steve is becoming a poster-boy for neo nazis. By giving him the hammer, Steve has become the ultimate symbol of the nazi party, and the impact is so strong its gonna make hitler nut from beyond the grave. He’s a blond haired, blue eyed white boy using the hammer that has been stolen out of its original context and is instead being used as an element of genocide and destruction.
“Thor’s Hammer is currently used by Neo-Nazis, symbolically, so seeing a fascist Captain America literally raise Thor’s Hammer high won’t fall on deaf ears.” - Tim Midura from The Outhousers.com [the actual picture is posted here as well]
Everyone needs to be critical of this. This is more than just an edgy comic arc that will probably be retconned as soon as its over. This is very carefully and calculated - everyone in charge of this comic knows exactly what they are doing. The fact of the matter is, Marvel has actual neo-nazis running its comics, and they’re still trying to run under the whole ‘hydra is fictional and harmless to real life’ mantra.
oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY
oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout
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