Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.
The Bowery Presents
RMH
Noah Kahan
almost home
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
roma★
Kiana Khansmith
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Origami Around
Today's Document
Xuebing Du
#extradirty
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PR's Tumblrdome
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@theartofmadeline
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@tee-and-cake
My groomer, yomuuiii, is currently active on Art Fight on Team Comedy. Please block and report. They are a danger to children.
PSA Document: Here
Her Art Fight: https://artfight.net/~yomuuiii
Her ToyHouse: https://toyhou.se/yomuuiii
Rest of socials linked in the PSA.
lisa brice, "untitled," 2023-2024, oil on trace
friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife
what couldve been ❤️💙💜
when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔
the ever so well-meaning kinger
Can he be my dad too
I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon
StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.
stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.
bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.
mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:
The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."
The Useless Web
Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)
Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."
Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."
I used to love take me to a useless website
"We want more complicated female characters!"
Ya'll couldn't even handle HER.
Important tags to include actually.
"noooo you cant be lesbian and masculine it goes against my totally not repainted 2 gender role system" you can be whatever you want
greznedge
milk outside a bag of milk
Making Found Footage Pride Flags to scare the TERFs and bigots!!
More of them!
A few more!
Pride Month PSA: these images are all free to use! I always get asked around this time of year so I thought I'd make it clear in writing! Feel free to download, post them around, make them into profile pics, banners etc.
Go wild, and happy Pride!
Satellite Pride Emojis!
Genderfaer | Genderqueer | Genderfaun
Lunarian | Stellarian | Solarian
Enjoy~
Yayyy two of these are me
its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means
google help me
the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny
random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"
this too is a kingism
one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:
i'm starting a collection
Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire
i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time
