^(^-^)^ @tehenrique - Tumblr Blog

one thing europe has that the US lacks is when you go in the kebab shop and they got shiny sweaty young hairy guys that are jacked and chubby working in there and you and you start 3d visualizing sucking dick in your head but you just gotta order normally and get out of there

ozempicofficial

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thecollectibles

Pixel Art by Philipp A. Urlich

#art

gardengnosticator

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

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queenbruv

the power of hitting 'end task' on a glitchy program in task manager is intoxicating. i feel like an assassin. i feel like a tyrant. you don't want to work properly? begone. off with your head. i need to kill my apps with a guillotine

This tag has me dying

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hammerspree-deactivated20250507

I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

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shittysawtraps

how was my weekend? ah, actually, i got put in a saw trap. yeah… luckily it was minor. chewed too loudly in a restaurant near john kramer, so i had to extract my own wisdom teeth. bloody stuff, you know? i mean i needed them out anyway, just would have preferred to do it with non-rusty tools. yeah i had to go get a tetanus shot. huge pain in the ass. luckily this was on saturday and i had all of sunday to recuperate so i could come into work today. i don’t think being saw trapped is covered under FMLA and i’m all out of sick time so i would have been shit out of luck. but that’s life. anyway how was your weekend? oh, you went to the planetarium? that’s pretty cool.

rating-shittysawtraps

[having escaped the planetarium saw trap but not wanting to go into detail] yeah

shittysawtraps

this is why we need to be more open, people. statistically, someone you love has narrowly escaped a saw trap, but is afraid to talk about it with you due to embarrassment. they may feel that they are a bad person for being saw trapped in the first place. by talking openly about the saw traps that we have struggled with, we can normalize this very common experience, and your loved ones will feel safe to share their astronomically-themed near death experiences with you in turn. that is how we defeat jigsaw– not with violence, but with open and honest communication. #mentalhealth

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thebibliosphere

When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

emperorpenguin

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silvermoon424

Naoko Takeuchi visiting the Kennedy Space Center in the 1990s and meeting an astronaut! She was visiting the Center to do research for her Sailor Moon side story, "The Lover of Princess Kaguya," which was later turned into the Sailor Moon S Movie.

Decades later, when a plushie of Artemis was spotted in the mission control center during the Artemis II mission, Naoko expressed surprise and delight:

“In the manga, he’s the little cat who sends instructions to the Sailor Guardians from the command room,” she said. “That was just a fantasy that existed only in the story, so to think that 30 years later Artemis would appear in NASA’s mission control, a place I’ve always admired, is incredible. I’m so jealous. Thank you for watching over humanity’s great achievement for ten days. You did a wonderful job.”

“I’m overwhelmed that a classic from 35 years ago is still being talked about around the world,” she said. “I’m so happy. It may have been an immature work, but I’m amazed to realize that classics can become timeless across generations. Manga, anime, live action—it’s such a blessing that this work continues to be shared in so many forms.”

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