Two types of dad
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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I'd rather be in outer space đž
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Two types of dad
Pink or purple Gazania is setting up her own tumblr blog so we will no longer feature her in our own PBDJ Heavy Industries blog. Don't need to support the competition when the blogging competition is already stiff (and we mean that like a drink or a dead person) enough.
#what fucking competition you are ON TUMBLR DUMBSHIT
hey my guy. The blog of the OP, photoblogdujour, is a landscape and photography blog whose personal style is adding silly nonsense captions. 'PBDJ Heavy Industries' does not exist and most certainly is not run by a literal flower. this is something that would have been obvious from looking at any of the posts on their blog, and even without it does not warrant you jumping face first into an opportunity to be needless nasty to strangers on the internet freely sharing their art with you.
older lotr illustrations sometimes depict Ă©owyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), thereâs another hilarious thought:
Ă©owyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn menâs armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
thereâs a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats itâs the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping
the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armorÂ
so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off
Thatâs a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that
male or female
hero or villain
sea or land
even in the snow
I guarantee you Frazettaâs Rohirrim were 100% pants-free
Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much
Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frankâs work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.
That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.
Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasnât some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.
Itâs time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants
I canât remember now if it was Frank Frazetta and his Mrs. who used their own bodies for character models or if that was Boris and Mrs. Vallejo. Both pairs were ripped, though.
Boris Vallejo married Julie Bell. This is her.
Their favorite type of woman to draw was her. If you saw a jacked woman in fantasy art or video game cover art for a good span of time, it was likely a self portrait of her to some degree.
sorry my cat DOES have to hear how cute he is all the time no matter what he's doing, it's the law
People. Y'all. Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals. This is the cover of the German version of A Stitch In Time.
collecting these like shiny stones
The conflicting desires of wanting to see Garak living it up as a househusband on Earth, deploying the full force of his Obsidian Order techniques to rule the local HOA and PTA with a velvet fist
But not being able to figure out how to get Garak off Cardassia without a depressing second exile. That man is not leaving.
Look, if anyone deserves to wake up one morning, look up, and realize, âwow. This was all for nothing. You people suck. This has done nothing but ruin my life. And you people donât even care. This is a cult.ïżŒIâm leaving.â Itâs Garak.ïżŒ
Garak coming to that conclusion and then two weeks later just turning up on Julian's doorstep with five suitcases, looking around his depressing little bachelor pad and going, "well this will never do, where will I put my suits? Honestly my dear it's like you didn't think of me at all, we shall have to move at once"
And Julian, under caffeinated, unshaven and mentally ill, just going "yes, of course"
Figured Iâd do a little screencap redraw of That Scene since it seems to be almost a rite of passage in this fandom lol
âI asked ChatGPT-â Yeah well I asked Lieutenant Commander Data Soong from engineering and he told me that while he could, in fact, do my physics homework, he fears that it may have a negative impact on my academic performance and that he would not proceed with this arrangement.
data + spot
based off this meme i saw on tumblr
my cat has been helping me write emails by sitting on my hands and completely covering my screen. very helpful. the helpfulest, even
Shout out to the (many) times I got called an elitist gatekeeper for saying that the only real way to fully understand a work of fiction is to experience it firsthand and that summaries and reviews are not a replacement for that
Me, reading the first 80% of the post: What do you mean, "experience it firsthand"? How am I supposed to join the Hunger Games or go on the Odyssey?
Me, reading the final clause of the post: Oh, you literally meant that people have to read the book/listen to the audiobook in order to fully understand it. And people got mad. Oh dear.
To quote what a friend of mine said after she watched Jerry Maguire (1996) for the first time, having thought she knew what it was about because of its cultural ubiquity: âyou miss a lot of a movie when you donât watch itâ
be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now
I have a very rough idea in my head that I don't think I can clearly articulate beyond "And that concludes tonight's reports on German air forcâWHAT'S THIS? IT'S KING ARTHUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR"
IDK what this is about, but I want to know more.
This isn't exactly the same idea but it could be but there is more rattling around in here so:
The Blitz here manages to qualify as Britain's Darkest Hour, thus triggering the return of Arthur from the Realm Avalon.
He does not speak a lick of modern English. He speaks an unholy mishmash of Brittonic and Late Classical Latin.
(Honestly I can see the latter becoming a plot point if they manage to get their hands on a Roman Catholic priest to act as a translator. It wouldn't be a perfect arrangement, but probably better than anything else.)
Truthfully he probably gets mistaken for a madman.
Somehow manages to steal a Spitfire out from under the RAF's nose, proceeds to use it to bring down like half an enemy squadron on his own, then lands in a field in the middle of nowhere.
Police and RAF converge on his location on account of the whole "stealing a plane" thing. They eventually overwhelm him with sheer numbers, but he manages to knock out an impressive number of them in the process. I mean, come on. It's Arthur.
"a catholic priest" i mean yeah sure why not but JRRTOLKIEN himself was alive and a teacher at the time so go big or go home.
You know what sure why not let's just make literal real-life JRRT himself a character in this Arthurian return story, he deserves it.
@seajr DUDE
Has Tolkien himself entered into public domain yet?
become ungovernable
Maryland will become the first US state to ban surveillance pricing in retail stores, after passing Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.
Jesus fucking christ that this exists in the first place
Maryland is set to become the first US state to ban surveillance pricing in retail grocery stores, after the legislature last week passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.
Also known as dynamic or personalized pricing, surveillance pricing is when a store charges different shoppers different prices for the same item at the same time, based on something the store âknowsâ about them as an individual.
New reaction image for âposting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpretedâ