Package containing three reusable silicone lids for preserving supermarket hummus, which cost very little and which I honestly don’t give a fig about: we’ve posted your parcel. (we’ve posted your parcel.) your parcel is posted. Your parcel is posted. Your parcel is moving. Tracking number for your parcel. Your parcel is being hand-carried to the depot by a courier named GREG. Your parcel is nestled gently at the DEPOT. Your parcel has been fed and watered and given a comfort break. Your parcel’s overnight nurse is named DILYS. She has twelve years of experience and a qualification. She reports YOUR PARCEL is DOING WELL. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Your courier is named MERVYN and he is an AQUARIUS. your parcel is due at 12:13. We apologise. Your parcel is due at 12:17. This is due to MERVYN encountering ROADWORKS. Your parcel is circling. MERVYN is on your street. MERVYN IS HERE. Here is a photo of your feet with the parcel. Your parcel ARRIVED. how did you like MERVYN. Was he okay. Would you use him again. Would you trust Dilys to safeguard the following: a glass case containing a crystal gem / a balloon / a bucket of water. Your parcel was four minutes late. We’ll email you forever now. Do you like this
Package containing fragile and valuable birthday present to myself, anxiously awaited: due date of FUCKOFF Posted NEVER 💅
Chewy packages: YOUR ORDER IS SHIPPED YOUR ORDER WILL BE LOVINGLY DELIVERED TO YOUR DOORSTEP WE LOVE ALL OF YOUR ANIMALS PLEASE SMOOCH EVERY CHICKEN INDIVIDUALLY WE WILL SEND YOU A NEW PRODUCT IF THE FIRST ONE IS NOT GOOD OR IF IT VANISHES
i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that
Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that companies are still trying to stomp out.
please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.
After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were disheartened to learn that it was, in fact, only Tuesday.
“Tuesday?” San Diego resident Doris Wagner said. “How in the hell is it still Tuesday?”
Tuesday’s arrival stunned a nation still recovering from the nightmarish slog that was Monday, leaving some to wonder if the week was ever going to end, and others to ask what was taking Saturday so goddamn long.
This artsy, renovated 1904 home in Louisville, KY has things I've never seen before. 3bds, 3ba, 2,534sqft, $800k. (But, look at Zillow's est.: $396,300!)
There's an art piece, front and center.
The small front porch is enclosed in glass.
It's now an open concept floor plan.
And, very modern.
When they opened the walls, they left the fireplace and painted the wainscoting black, but notice that they made an open 2nd level and enclosed it with glass, also.
From here, you can see the other side of the fireplace and the new kitchen.
The counter is also a table for 4.
Note the artsy mismatched handles on the cabinet doors.
The exhaust hood is also an art piece.
And, there's even a matching art piece in the fireplace.
This area is a dedicated bar.
The tiny powder room was decorated with floor-to-ceiling mirrors and and a sink that is another art piece.
The original stairs were removed and the floorplan was reconfigured to accommodate a modern spiral staircase.
The stairs lead up to this very angular bedroom.
This room is used as a home office. I'm not sure what the glass-enclosed space is for.
Not sure if the main bedroom is a part of the office.
The main bath is angular.
The full length mirror has a hold in the middle so you can swing it open to reveal a cabinet.
The other half of the bath is a huge closet.
And, back here in the closet there's a laundry room.
Artsy railing. There are regular stairs to the 2nd bd. suite.
Large bedroom with a terrace.
And, an ensuite bath.
Look at the sink.
Down in the basement. Door to the utilities room.
There's a finished room down here.
Patio with a yard. 4,356sqft lot.
The entrance to the 2 car garage is around the block.
Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do
I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you
i'll forever miss how the internet felt before you had to second-guess the authenticity of every single piece of media you came across. silly videos used to be just silly. fun was coincidental. wonder was just wonder. digital art had character and soul. AI has taken the taste out of everything and irreversibly poisoned the creative sphere and the people still pushing it forward are the doom of both joy and the quality of being.
some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
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